today i was chatting with uncle bout the various gods and well-known figures. it goes something like this:
me: u knw, for hindus like u, im referred to as lord shiva
uncle: if tts the case, then the universe is doomed as a god is slacking on his bed over here
me: being a god is tiring u knw, im just taking a well-deserved break
uncle: u slack everyday!
me: bt im also u knw, referred to as buddha to the chi
me: and the muslims call me allah, christians hail me as jesus, catholics call me virgin mary...
uncle: LOL
me: ok i take tt back, they call me virgin mary bt im still a guy. anyway, in china im known as mao zedong...
me: germany im hitler, italy im mussolini, britain im churchill...
uncle: and to yr friends ure a loser!
me: DAMN!!!

he totally spoilt the whole convo with his last sentence lah damnit haha. bt it was fun~~ another episode of sebas crap will be up soon hopefully lol...as long as exams dun make me busy ><

OH YEA u knw u knw today i ask lyn whether im smart or nt. guess wat kick ass ans she gave me. she initially yes. i was like huh? really ah? then she proceeded on saying sebas mental attitute really toot toot. walao i tell u ah, she can twist smart to such insults de.