Sunday, August 30, 2009 | 9:34 pm
Exams are over, finally oh yeah. Ok, it was over 3 days ago(could be different according to different electives), but that's not the point! The point is, that the exams are over for now, and pray hard that supp paper don't come and say hi. So how was the paper? Eh, I always gave the same reply to my parents whenever they asked. 'Sure A!' I always say, but of course it won't all be As lah. First paper, SAPM. This one difficult to practise. Mrs Toh was kind, very kind. She literally told us the 4 main topics that would be coming out. But kinda like a deja vu of Year 2 LASPBUS, the paper WAS TOUGH! It was hard to practise cause 1 of the key topic was never tested before in the past year papers and the MCQ gave me a lot of headache. Especially DDM. Whoever came up with dividends anyway? Screw that loser. She also actually provided us with a format sheet for the last 2 questions about calculations. Very nice of her. But the paper still left a bitter taste in my mouth, ask so much assumptions, I also hoped that my assumptions for an answer is correct -.-
Then next for FOT which was not a trouble at all. Initially I was worried that the past year papers would be confusing cause of the different tax rates and all that but what my mom said was true; the thing about tax is just practise. Just keep on doing the tax computation and regardless of the different tax rates and reliefs, the calculations are all very easy. So no sweat for FOT, just the theory again which is crap. How the hell do I know why did the company received the notice earlier? Ask Post Office lor, why ask me. Zzzz
CRA is the headache. You see the day before CRA exam, everyone's personal message on MSN mostly about CRA being lots of crap. Which is true by the way. Bloody hell, I think Mrs Cheong wanted to help us by 'gifting' us a simple 6 marks question about the differences between external and forensic auditors. That was no gift, that was an outright murder. I was so tempted to ask for the dictionary just to list 1 difference being their definition haha. And walao, I know the risk and assertion will come up lah, but why come out so weird one?!?! Then my shining ray of hope, consol, DID NOT COME UP, WHY!!!!! I think Mrs Cheong wanted to help us and thought that consol old topic, some of us would be confused between post and pre-acq dividends and upstream/downstream transactions, so she gave us simple and nice theory questions like 'Why goodwill cannot have reversal of impairment?' Wrote some crap and just gave her the FRS no. And I think there was one question about what to do for that poor auditor that got intimidated. I was so confident, I wrote my answer like any true Singaporean would do; complain to super big boss lor. Except that I forgot who the auditors' bosses are so I wrote the initials that came into mind: ICPAS. Then later when I told my mom, she was laughing and told me can just simply write AC. Now, how could I forget a big european football club like AC??? Why I remembered ICPAS? All of you suck.
Bah, BC is lame. Think I could somehow scrap a pass. Dun wanna talk about it. Can't even talk about it also. How the hell am I supposed to write down all the weird equations.
So in short, yup I feel pretty good about myself, think getting As should be no problem. Yeah.
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009 | 9:11 pm
You know,won't it be cool if exams for CRA is something like those Flixster movies quiz? Much higher chance of scoring an A. I think I could say out the lines for the actors in the X-Men Origins Movie already. Instead, I have to contend myself with the lame ass CRA notes and even though I have not touched them yet, the extremely complicated BC notes. Ah. Never mind, I have my games to chill with, and the other movies to watch. No worries.
Thursday, August 13, 2009 | 6:00 pm
This is embarrassing...just yesterday, Hen was in my house, and I was browsing through the blogs and reading any updates and I was telling him about how some of them are not updated for some time. Then Hen told me that mine was no better. So, in order to prove him wrong, I told him Xl's one surely is not as recent as mine. Went there, and was red-faced. Then, I thought of a brilliant rebuke. Sure-win, fool-proof. I told him, nvm, that was a hiccup, Allan's one sure not as recent as mine. Went there, might as well don't go, cause it turns out that even Allan updated his blog more recently than mine. Damn it! So, I shall update now. No more complaints, kay?
Let's see what I can remember. Hmm. Ah, yes. At a not-very-distant time, my group went to various places to spend the 3 hour breaks. So, for tuesday's event, we went to Changi Village. And it was there, where I realised, that Dick and I are pretty similar. We're awesome, we love the communists, we wear specs, we are boys, we are in ANF, we are studying in TP, we're not very good in Chinese, we enjoy football(However, we do not support the same team), we like egg tarts, we pretty much own. Thus, it came to my conclusion that it's inevitable that one day Dick and I would work together, maybe form a LLP together. You know, then the company name shall be christened 'Sebs Dick Pte Ltd'. I think it sounds cool. It kick ass. It makes people think and shudder. And our company's statement shall be 'Our company provides you the best financial/audit/accounting services you can ever find, and if you're not down with that, we got 2 words for ya, **** it!'
And stop linking me with all the random people ok? It makes no sense at all. It's so ridiculous. It's so nonsensical. It's so bullshit. It's so crap. It's like hearing CRA audit theory for 3 hours continuous with the same thing going on and on and you feel like killing yourself. In fact, this whole thing is recurring. Therefore, I am hereby asking for a press conference to address this issue. Kinda like those football type, before a match, where they interview the manager/player, or to any celebrities. Ok, let's start our press conference.
Seb:Hi everyone, idiots and morons, what the hell you wanna ask? Speak up, I ain't got all day, fools.
You all:Erm, just wanna ask. Is it true that so and so is going out with you?
Seb:Course not, you fool. If every single rumor you people generate is true, I would have enough partners per day.
You all:But we have substantial evidence to prove that...
Seb:That's rubbish. What evidence do any of you hypocrites claim to have? All you people know is to talk. Rubbish. You people are easily influenced, mindless sheep that follows any direction you are herded to, and I will not be put down by any of you insipid, bulbous manatees.
You all:That's so rude. So typical of you. Don't you have anything nice to say?
Seb:Nope, none whatsoever, at least, not to any of you. I do have lots of nice things to say about myself though. There's a book of '1000 great things about Seb' in the library. You can find it in the Red Spot section.
You all:Ok, for closing comment, anything else to add?
Seb:Yeah, just for little thing. All of you suckers should just know your role, and shut your mouth, take all your crap and stick it straight up to your books-kissing candy asses. Thank you, have a bad day, bye.
Great interview. I always knew I had a thing for such situations. I don't look for trouble, trouble loves to find me. And speaking of all these, let's talk about Allan. Now, Allan, I know you're smart and all that, but please, stop all your bullshit about what you can do. God damn it, that time during BC tutorial, just because I reverse the quotient differentiation rule thus my answer became a negative, you have to open your big fat stinky mouth and laugh. Then, to add further insult to injury, you just have to comment on my answer to an application question. If you've done it, you would have solved it? I could also say, if I was born earlier, there won't be WW1 and WW2. And, that question was not complete anyway, how am I supposed to find the answer from the equation, when the version that was printed didn't specify x=50 anyways? !@#!#@$@#, as if you could do. At that time, I seriously felt like taking 7 chicken McNuggets and stuff it up your ass, but then, I don't have the nuggets, and even if I do, I wouldn't want to waste them, they are nice. Then want to talk about 'Yay, Seb, I'm catching up to your GPA.' Screw you, you're still behind me now, eat my dust. As if I care about your GPA. I have mine to worry about. But all if good now, we are still good friends, I own him, he tried to own me but failed miserably, yup, all is good. Asshole.
And after typing all this out, I suddenly realise to my utter horror, that the above attack on Allan could be used as evidence to further the false impression that I'm at war with my supposedly love rival. This goes to show the screwed-up mentality that some people possesses nowadays. Point to note:I'm only writing the above paragraph cause that's what I felt during BC, not because of a separate issue. I could easily express my frustration out on any of you if I please. In fact, some of you even make Allan feel like an angel sometimes.
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