Monday, March 30, 2009 | 3:19 pm
Bah, decided to change the big header of 'I am better than you' to something else. Since the browser window already shows above mentioned, don't have to further elaborate. Else later people like allan will cry >,<. But now the wordings must be in caps now. All in small form seems so...crap. I wanted to put it as 'God said let there be light. And there was light. God said let there be entertainment. And there was joyous-sounds.blogspot.com.' But eh, obviously not enough space. Forget it. If I keep on advertising my blog like that, it's going to be JBL's blog. Every 2 lines afterwards there will always be,'as always, you can go into amazon.com to buy more layfield energy products, or simply visit mamajuama.com.'
And ahhh, it's seldom people do praise me. I mean, it's usually me praising myself, and I got to say. I do deserve it. But anyways, of all people that could have praised me, it's none other than allan baey! Weird huh. At first it looks to be like an insult cause he named a Magicarp after me but that's actually one of the best pokemon around that is the easiest to catch. I thought he would named me as a Metapod or that Kakuna. Magicarp does really only splash around doing nothing in particular, but at level 15, it learns tackle, but still does shit damage. I think Magicarp can't learn any TM or HM moves too. I can't remember. But, the crappiest monsters always have something up their hides, skins, sleeves, whiskers, and for Magicarp, it's that when it reaches level 20, it evolves into a powerful water/flying type pokemon called Gyrados. Actually it's not really powerful but it's awe-inspiring and intimidating. So yeah, thanks allan, for praising me. Although I think he's trying to refer me as that crappy Magicarp that will not evolve. Hmm, I remember there was this Magicarp look-alike fish that is god damn hard to catch and if its beauty component is full(I think), it will evolve into one of the beautiful pokemon called Milotic. Not sure of the spellings though. But I don't think allan should be a winggull despite them both being ugly, stupid, and ignorant. Eh more of a Unown I guess. Always irritates me. Have to collect all of them in their different alphabetical forms. And the end reward is nothing special. Complete waste of time and bull.
Let's not talk about pokemon now. It's such a old game. Can't really remember the details of it anymore. Not much interesting things to say anyway. All I can think of right now is that allan was planning to ask hc for a date during chalet. Dunno why he invited yw too. Ah, must be embarassment limitation. Yw is there to ensure the whole date would remain amiable and fun. And the movie they are watching is a horror show too. Suits his purposes damn well. Eh, better don't reveal more. Later I get killed or something. So for those of you who have seen this, remember. You did'nt see anything that I have mentioned above. Nothing is going through your head. Hoped that worked.
'Why can't I participate in the 25-diva battle royal? Is it because of my genitals? That's sexual discrimination!' - Santino Marella
Saturday, March 28, 2009 | 10:39 pm
Hello everyone. Suffice to say, you people should have noticed that I have changed my blog skin. This is the best so far, it fits me so damn well. I mean, it's not an unknown or whatsoever, it's just obvious. My blog title speaks for itself. Kinda like my new embled song. I'm just simply priceless. =)
Anyways, I'm not going to do more news update for now...currently nothing much. I don't see how another guy winning the Malaysian PM is a huge shock or something or that Zhang Ziyi suggestive photos was on some pirated videos cover to make it sell more. Hell what do we have here, more Singaporeans seeking help over depression. Ah this just simply means instead of slitting wrists, is there another or more painless way(s) to end the torment inside. So slitting of the wrist and lying on the bathtub is not 'in' anymore. Oh, and about how a recent study shows that red meat increases death risk. So, don't eat red meat more unless you have a desire to die. Won't Xy be happy? A great opportunity to stop adding more erm...meat.
But the best is still the sports news haha. Jose Mourinho's big mouth once again provided all the fun. He suggested that many managers in the Italian Serie A does not have the power to choose the team, instead the chairman does. He proudly declares to hold the proper power of a manager, who chooses the team himself, with the chairman's backing. If he does not have that privilege, he would have packed his suitcases and left Italy. Soon after that, almost the whole of the Italian Serie A team managers' responded. The funny thing is, they all seem to want to pack his suitcases for him so he could leave. Not very well-liked =(
Ah shit. In the end I still talked about news haha. Never mind. Some insight into world events will do lots of good into your lives right now anyway. I never get thanked for for being such a good Samaritan. But it's ok. And you're welcome.
'Once again, MVP is in the ring, so that could only mean one thing. Big things popping, little things stopping. So all of you just sit back, relax and enjoy the view. Cause this VIP lounge are for people, better than you.' - MVP
Tuesday, March 24, 2009 | 11:28 pm
Hmmm...since there isn't any noteworthy things in my life(yeayea, I see your I-knew-it face)to talk about, I shall talk about some matters I seen and remembered in my internet homepage: Yahoo SG.
There's this article I know I read before about how our PM thinks that parents should do more in order to ensure kids nowadays can speak proper chinese(my sis is one, constantly either a fail or a miraculous border-line pass). This I could understand, but the next line baffles me. He suggested that dialects could be a problem in hampering the chinese language. Okkkkkk. Nope. It does not. I know plenty of friends who could speak good Hokkien and Chinese at the same time. I also know people who can't speak a single dialect and their chinese isn't very excellent too. Me for one haha. I think the ones that fit into our PM's description would be those Ah Bengs/Sengs who hang around in the coffee shop holding those mega big hand phones, thinking size=quality, hell, maybe they are still using the pager. So no, I disagree with the views of our PM, sadly =( But singlish does hamper the learning of the english language, btw.
Then erm, this Edison Chen thing has been going on for wayyyyyy too long. The moment I saw the article about him considering coming back, wow! It's like feeding food to ravenous dogs at the back alley, everyone has their own delicious scoop on things to come. Everyday I go to yahoo, I see Chen's face. Then later it became someone called Cheung's face. And later some other women who were involved too. I dunno them, I hardly watch TV. Then you have the classic point fingers game where Side A would point their fingers to Side B saying that everything was their fault and only marginally some small bit of fault is theirs and Side B should apologise and blah blah blah. Only this time, Side B did'nt point back and just said,'Ok fine my fault, I wish them well, bye bye. Off to another sex scandal.' Oops! Ok he did'nt say that. But if everything can just be cleared just like that, it's not a wonder why so many scandals exist in the world right now. I know lots of people say that people deserves a second chance cause humans do make mistake but this is rather unacceptable. I feel he should be banned! Makes no impact to me anyways lol. And the women should go for another year in kindergarten. Yeah.
And apparently another person died from a train accident again. Details are unknown til now...it only talks about someone died then talked about the delays. So I dunno how she died. But I presume it's something like this:
She dropped something onto the tracks below. Then she looked at the timer and thought that since the train is only coming in 3 mins time, she had enough time to jump in and retrieve her stuff and climb back up. So she jumped in, hurt herself cause of the rocks there. So she spend some time moaning about her injuries. Then she proceed to find her item. Took her some time but she found it. Then she tried to climb back up but realised she's too short so it took a long time jumping to grab onto the floor. But by the time she did managed to grab the floor, suddendly the lights were flashing and she must have thought that the angels were here to fetch her. Well, she died. And whoever fetched her be it the angels or the grim reaper, is none of our concern. Or maybe, someone accidentally pushed her from behind and when she fell down onto the tracks, she was so busy scolding the person and forgot to notice that the train was arriving(Walao, why you push me, you big buweee!). Or maybe she wanted to try the hiding places the staff mentioned before after a similar case happened the last time. She went down but can't find it and well, bang and die.
Oh and the news is that Spurs are coming to S'pore to play an exhibition match with a selected team by S'pore. The result is obvious: 3-0 to S'pore hurray. I wonder why Singapore would want to bother playing with a relegation contender anyway.
Ok that's all. Bye bye.
'HHH may be the game, but Mr Mcmahon has the rulebook.' - WE forums member
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | 9:23 pm
It's been a while. But, I have been bombarded with problems after problems ahhh.
My computer and monitor is not spoilt, phew! It's only 1 RAM and my graphic card that was spoilt. Took quite a while to figure out the damn problem. At first uncle just replaced the faulty RAM with another RAM, no problem. The big problem is, that since my graphic card is not working, he has to use a crappy version on the motherboard and it's really crap! Even facebook games were laggy. Then after like 3 days finally got a replacement card and most games can play now but I CAN'T PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD DAMN IT. Think it's because my computer is only a single core processor...It's not as if I can't play it...just that when I enter the campaign, I can hardly see myself or my team members. How to play? !@#!@$@# Hopefully, this would convince uncle to upgrade my computer. A great guy like me deserves a great computer anyway.
And erm, I thought I was the most cocky guy around. Turns out, I'm wrong. Yong wen deserves the honour. And his arrogance really is quite funny. At first in viwawa wahjong he won with I think what, 5 tai? Then he very happy kept on playing then played Big 2.5 with us. Then the last game he thought he won it. He stood up and saluted us and began hailing himself as the champ, but erm, he forgot to throw out his last card, so the system labeled his as AFK, and his turn was skipped, and then allan went on to win leaving yw with a WTF face gaping. It's comparable with many situations, here's some:
In football, yw went clear on goal with only the open net but when he took the ball right at the goal line then tried to be funny and crawl down and head the ball in, he slipped and his hand touched the ball, thus the ref blew for a foul and yw was shown the red card. =(
In basketball, yw stole the ball and went on an amazing run and was about to lay it up but somehow tripped over his own shoelace and the ball bounced out of play. =(
In running, yw raced clear over everyone. He deliberately lie down before the finish line, but accidentally fell asleep. =(
In swimming, yw was as usual, going to be the first but then a chiobu walked past and yw kept staring at her and accidentally gulped too much water and in the end, became last. =(
In badminton, his opponent made a rash of a return ball and yw has the simplest of chances to either 1)smash it real hard or 2)tap a soft easy ball over the net. He did neither as his racket hit air and the shuttlecock landed onto his head. Ouch =(
And the last story about yw is that you don't cross him, he's mean when he's ANGRY. One taxi driver could relate to that. Yw was telling us that during a CS2 interview he forgot to bring his tie and asked JH to lend him one. But JH need to leave school soon so he asked yw to hurry up and take a cab to school. Even though yw was already on a bus, he still needed to wait for 69 so he just alighted quickly and waited for a cab. Heaven made fun of him, he saw 69 just zoom past, taxis also zoom past without stopping for him, and the weather WAS HOT! So when yw finally flagged down a taxi, he was already considerably pissed. When the driver asked him for directions to TP, yw told him to go on straight then turn right. The driver took it upon himself to coach the younger generation about manners. He told yw that the proper way of saying it is ,'Go straight and PLEASE turn right.' This was the trigger that was to set of a bomb in yw's head. No, he did'nt plummel the driver, luckily, but he just shot off a load of vulagarities I think. Think like ,'KNN,I PAY YOU TO DRIVE ME TO TP NOT TO ASK FOR ENGLISH LESSON. I WANT LEARN I LEARN IN SCHOOL, DUN NEED LEARN FROM YOU, YOU F**KER.' The taxi driver learnt his lesson and just drove on quietly...It's a great way to relieve stress just before CS2 interview. Release out all the frustration and anger inside now, better than during interview the teacher put you in a tight spot and you explode in there. Yes, it's like Yong Wen 3:16 tells the taxi driver,'Do your f**king job!'
'Do your job!' - Chris Jericho
Thursday, March 12, 2009 | 12:00 am
Ah good, my PC is fixed temporary for now...It has been restarting itself every now and then, and sometimes it looks as if it's normal then bang! Restarting....zzzz. Worse is when the comp lights are on but the monitor ain't showing anything. It must be a message from the heavens. It's saying,'Your PC sucks! Go get a new one! IT Fair coming soon, tomorrow!' And I was like 'Yay, Yippie!' then uncle has to ruin it back squashing the idea and reply with a NO! Come to think of it, the only time he said YES! was either when ManUnited scored a goal, someone praised him or when someone said I'm stupid. What a shameless guy. Tsktsk, gotta show him how to be more humble, like myself.
Let me address the current going-ons on my blog. Firstly, WTF is going on in my tagboard? A case of mistaken identity, then leads to a quarrel between 2 losers, and now people trying to tempt me with fried rice and chocolates. One word for all 3 issues: LAME. Eh, I'm not sure what xy meant with her reply anyway, dunno she's saying she's the one, or someone impersonated her. Anyway, assume the latter. Whoever is doing it, has no balls or has a weird sense of humour. I mean, what's wrong with using your own name? Why use other's name? Maybe that person thought it's funny using another persona to tag. Oh wait, a better description. How about, DUMBASS. At least learn to copy their general speech correctly fool. In case you never noticed, xy writes her sentences properly, allan writes his in the allan-way, hc sentences mostly ends with a pls, and so on. And allan and henry quarrel is nothing to worry about, just 1 quick dota game and a victory is enough. Then all troubles in www.joyous-sounds.blogspot.com is forgotten and allan would be rambling on about how zhun his potm arrow is and how he die to rescue/assist his team and henry would cut in and talk about how great his items are and how he kill the entire enemy team. Ok, everyone happy? Smiles on the faces? Ok, move on.
So I switched on my PC, and guess what? The moment I saw hc sending me a msn message, I knew it was about results. So eh, my results was hmmm...weird. Like high cancel out the lows, and the middle just balance it out. In short...
FOI: B->C+ (WTF!)
CMA: A->A (DUH!)
IF: B->B+ (Yeah I kick ass!)
CS2: B (SHIT!)
FRENCH: A (Knew it)
So the positives were only IF to be honest lol. Cause it's an improvement. Must have meant that my paper was done pretty well. And the negatives was only FOI actually. Damn, wonder where I screwed up. CMA after doing the paper pretty much already knew the end result lol. French was never a problem =) CS2...hmmm, after some thinking, guess B is the best grade for me. I never did well for both of my summative tests, this I'm sure of. So this lowers my GPA again, god damn it. Ah well, it will go up...next year. Yup.
Btw, the teachers that supposedly said that they can't give hints about the results, are a bunch of hypocrites. Koh Hwee Jung told me that if I get anything other than an A, he'll give me a treat, if not, I treat him. I knew it. It's a conspiracy. Then Chan Seet Meng told me I'll be disappointed with my FOI. Then he said he was kidding. Funny man -.-
'In life, there are winners...and there are losers.' - The Miz and John Morrison
Thursday, March 05, 2009 | 11:39 pm
I've received complaints from people asking for updates...be patient. Good things does not happen so often, you got to wait for it. It's as if I have anything nice or funny to say. I've been playing Lunia, happy now?
Although I did went out to TP with yw, allan and hc they all to play some new sports. So lame, allan thought I could'nt hear anything while I'm listening to my mp3, but I heard everything, and now I know quite a lot of things. And something is happening between allan and hc, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out. Have to start calling hc mrs Baey soon. Can you imagine their chemistry together? I was happily playing squash with yw on 1 court, then we saw another ball fly in from the 2nd court next door twice. And we found out it was allan who did it. You know how damn high the wall is, separating the 2 courts? If allan could get that height during his yu sheng in chinese new year, his wealth would grow immensely. Then later hc dunno why want to enter my court and end up hitting the ball out of the court and into the sports hall. And she scolded me for being slow in bringing back the small black ball -.-
And tennis was zzzz. It's not meant for us. We look like morons on the tennis court. Trying to serve is already so hard, with the balls sometimes flying to the same side of the court instead of the opposite side, then when the ball does get served properly, either we will then miss the return, or we hit the damn ball out again. At first I thought God was giving us salvation when it started to drizzle, turns out, it was a big joke. Some drizzle for awhile then later the scorching hot sun was on our back. It's like God was laughing at us and tears came out for awhile then he got bored, and the sun shone again. Then to make matters worse, I got off the bus to home, and it started raining damn heavily. Yeah thanks, I needed that. If I need a bath, I could just do it back home which is just opposite -.-
Saw some teachers in school too. Damn stubborn old people refuse to reveal even the slightest hints of the marks. I told Mr Chan Soon Huat about the NTU case and he ran off to the toilet to hide. Then Mr Koh Hwee Jung says if I got a B he would knock my head, then proceed on to make a deal with me: If I get an A for CMA2, I must treat him, and if I get any other grades, he treat me. What a sucker, means I have a high possibility of getting a treat, although he's so cunning, guess he's trying to tell me I got an A =) Mr Chan Seet Meng was the worse, I asked him about FOI he told me I'm going to be disappointed then later can still smile and say I'm just joking. Then he also quickly ran off. !@#$$@@!#
P.S:And Allan, you're wrong. I do reply to e-mails. And we all know the only reason you're doing it cause of the last few paragraphs =)
'And now Mickey Rourke is the very same character he portrayed in the movie 'The Wrestler', he's a loser. Just like Flair, just like Piper and just like you, Steamboat. Cause you're a loser.' - Chris Jericho