Tuesday, February 16, 2010 | 4:00 pm
Ok, journey to hell is over. Dun need to go to the west until next year. Now it's just the main exam. Dun need to study so hard now, relax while the holidays are still here, tomorrow then start. Quickly play while I can hahahaha. Then after exams over, play even more before NS calls for you to die for your country hahahaha. My impression of NS in the past is that whatever the higher ups command, you just salute and jump straight to hell. Now, just roll around like Drogba and Ronaldo and moan in pain, first class medics come and treat you give you 5 months MC. Last time I dunno what movie was it, but it was a scene where 2 sides were marching to each other in an open field, horns blazing, trumpets announcing the arrival of the parties, the field was divided into 2 sides of red and blue. I think it was the British War. Dick would know about this, he is a walking encyclopedia of wars. Uncle told me that this was how old wars used to be like, no secrecy, no cheating, 2 sides will just stand at one side and openly play their instruments loud loud then once in awhile fire at the enemy and the enemy just stand there and sing their own song and die. Now we have the stealth squads where the emphasis is minimum loss, maximum gain where in the past, the motto was pride and honor. Of course I prefer the newer one, who the hell wants to stand there and sing like a moron and get blasted by a cannon ball? I rather take a table and chair and put it in the middle so both sides can sit down and enjoy a cup of coffee. That would be so much more productive.
I hate to stir up controversy but there is something weird going on. Usually I would go to my blog first before jumping to others. So recently I jumped to Allan's and I realise that he only added me, pok and hc in his links along with his other friends. Why the discrimation? (under s216...)
'You should be studying zzz'
Thursday, February 11, 2010 | 3:58 pm
Pok, dun worry, I'm going to update my blog haha. It's not everyday when people come to you and ask you to update something quickly.
Today there was an AP test, obviously nothing to do with me, sucks to be the AP students. Can literally see them with feverish faces trying to devour the notes, exception being Shiyu who was lala-ing all the way and I don't think she studied a lot. I was accompanying Vaness [cue t('.'t)], Pok and Ryan and they were studying so hard, at least for the last 20 mins before reading time. At first they were really studying then left me alone so bored. So being the diligent and versatile awesome guy that I am, I took Vaness' tutorial answers and study them myself. He was so excited to tell me that those were not his answers and were photocopied by someone. I didn't know who it was until Pok finally stopped studying and told me that I know the person also. I mentioned the person's name in my earlier post about Vaness' 3 girls (Pok can still remember something that is quite long ago, I'm touched). So with this obvious hint, I knew the obvious answer (Orange comes to mind). Vaness vehemently denied this and said that it was Ryan who obtained the answers from her in the first place. Then I cheekily suggested that it was Vaness who made use of Ryan to get her notes cause he shy, dun dare to approach her. Ah then came the various accusations to each other and poor Pok who is sitting in between cannot study. He seem very happy though, and kept hugging his notes. (He later told me that his notes are his wives). Then after more finger pointing and accusations, Ryan said a Chinese proverb which obviously I have no idea what it is except that it sounded like sacrificing something to accomplish another. Then me, being the wonderful person that I am, suggested that Vaness is probably sacrificing orange for someone else: half-time. Then comes more finger pointing and accusations and Pok and me happily just sat there and enjoyed the carnage that I've indirectly wrecked. I only wanted to create a stress-free environment so that all 3 can study properly, how to study when you can only think of 'shit shit, we're going to fail'. Guess it backfired.
Ok I have nothing else to report. I only wrote the above because I want to share the joy with everyone else, not just between the 3 of us. It's so unfair. I'm not being prejudiced against Vaness, heck, I even praised him for looking like Vaness. So Allan, please do not use s.216 CA and charge me for unfair oppression and wind me up in a just and equitable means. Wow, now I'm helping all of you in your Law. The kindness that I possess...it's just incredible. Yw was right after all, he said that the world is unfair. It's true, the world is unfair; why is Yw born with so much flaws while I am like the paragon of virtue, the savior that leads you all to the promised land, blessed with gifts that every man could only dream of. So unfair.
'3 others of your friends have become a fan of
If Pokemon exist, I would be a Pokemon Trainer.' - How true, we won't need to work if Pokemon exist, we could simply capture a Meowth and use Pay Day everyday.
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 | 11:44 pm
Poly is ending...in about 3 weeks time? Honestly, I dunno my schedule...I almost went to school when it's a holiday and only last minute played dota then realise no school. Dota can be a life-saver too. So I guess this means I have to think about my next step in life again, a new page in a new chapter. Not as straightforward as last time, I knew I'm going to poly instead of JC, I knew accountancy was the course I wanted, now is so difficult to decide. Actually I know what course I want to go in but getting in is a problem. Then have so many optional tests that the lecturers and tutors have been recommending to take. I have not submitted any applications to any uni too...lol. Ah, have to do something about it soon.
Maybe I should not have lent Hen my lappy. It's a good chance for him to study, a good chance for me to laugh at him without his lappy and him spending time watching tv and dvds. Now I'm worried that he may give me back a lappy with tons of super virus, why would his lappy be down that it needed 3 weeks of repairs? (I wonder where he got his virus from...) Nah, I'm not worried at all, it's not as if I've indemnify Hen, if it's spoilt he has to pay me hahahahaha. And the lappy is not really going to be used anyways, so might as well make use of it to make someone else's life happy.
Nothing much to say now bb. I'm just happily relaxing until study week + cny comes.
'Hi Vaness.' - Seb
=) - Allan
t('.'t) - everyone else