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Saturday, May 30, 2009 | 10:06 pm
Sorry for not posting for a while...been a bit tired. I know people are looking for my updates for inspiration and motivation and whatever you come here for and left frustrated, but be disappointed no further as I'm updating now, obviously.
So, where to start? Ah, I shall start off with Thursday's IRAS trip then. There WAS attendance taking btw, Yw's info was not very accurate. The tour was just blah blah short, the guide just talk about some historical figures(Sir William Farhuat?) and do you know GST was implemented in 1994? It's going to come out for the upcoming mid-sem test. Write that down. Anyways, since the tour itself is not very eventful, someone has to step up and make it memorable and lo and behold, up stepped my class rep, Lie Ken. The guide was asking whether anyone knows what does 'statutory board' means and no one was willing to answer, even though the potential reward is a water bottle, which Allan earned earlier on.(Actually, no one was able to answer, or we just can't be bothered to answer.) So Timothy then decided to break the silence by saying very loudly,'Yes Ken, you said something? A Statutory Board is a what?', then everyone looked at Ken for answers, and poor Ken looked around being sabo-ed, so he turned to the guy beside him, Yq, and asked him for the answer. In the end the guide gave the answer. Poor Ken, always getting sabo-ed. Allan was there and his face has 'SABO ME' written all over it and yet you people still pick Ken over him. Don't you know Allan wants another water bottle? So he could give 1 to Xl to have a couple pair. Tsktsk.
Then after that, stayed outside for verrrrry long cause none of us had the slightest idea where to go next. Yq and Henry and Dick nearly went off to another direction where a pretty OL just walked past. In the end, just went to the station where we stood there like morons again, with no idea where to go. Wanted to kick Sy while resting too but eh, I'm too nice, so I refrained myself from doing so. Think in the end we went to PS? The place we went looks familar...yeah guess it's PS, Xl's blog said so. Eh, I can't remember the 4 lame things about Xl's leg thing already, so Nxl, sorry, can't post about it for your entertainment. Can only remember 1 incident in which Xl said her leg must kick my leg to recover so can talk again and she sweeped her leg and missed. And I was NOT far away. Shortie. Sy, dun comment, I know I'm short for a guy, damn it.
And we say IRAS are blood-suckers, I want to retract my statement. Yq is the premier blood-sucker. Of all the restaurants or food court we could eat, we had to eat at this place called Lao Bei Jing. Yeah, that should be it. They initially wanted to order a set meal for 6 which cost about 32 bucks per person but I would be left out cause of my budget. I wanted them to eat that meal and I could settle for something cheap, think I saw a carrot cake thing for 4 bucks? In the end, ordered a set meal thing for everyone that is cheaper, about 24 bucks per person. I should have chose the earlier option lor, Txl and Nxl could barely finish their food. Yq, Henry and me had to eat their share. I ate a lot too...think I ate all the skin thing even though there's no meat left, 3 bowls of noodles, 2 plates of tofu, 3 xiao long baos and 1 dessert thing. Then we were wiping our mouths all that, suddendly got this 'BANG' sound. I thought some wrestler pyro lol. Then I saw Nxl mouth gaping and Txl hiding her face. Yup, both of them go play with the wet napkin wrapper and it BOOMED. And Yq thought it was *ME*. Quickly pay up and zhao. Wallet became empty, and I still owe Henry 2 bucks. In short, both the Xls are good dinner companions, they always give you their food. But, after eating, quickly settle the bill and run. Dun let them get their hands on the wet napkins...And dun tell jokes during dinner too. Those 2 kept on laughing and at 1 point, Nxl was like suffering an asthma attack. 'Haa...Uhhhh...Haa...Uhhh...Haa...' Then she claimed to calm down, Yq just smiled at her she burst out laughing again and the whole asthma routine start again. Txl was just keep on saying 'Shen Jing Bing!' or 'Shut up!', mostly the former. Yq also dunno what's so funny, his face or his conversation. In truth, it's not that Yq did anything particular, it's the 2 Xls that are acting particular. Hougang chalet calling for you two...
After dinner, the girls left, so the guys went to play LAN at a cheap price. L4D, CS all the way til like what, 11? Owed Henry even more now, 6 bucks, before leaving for home. Yay. Now you lot should shut down your computer and go study...By virtue of section 5(1)(a)(iii) of the Company Act, S Ltd is deemed a subsidiary of H Ltd cause H owns more than half of S's shares...
'Do you know what the R in the Rated-R superstar stands for? You want to know? Good. Remarkable. Better yet, Resplendent. Or, Really-Really-Smart.' - Edge
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 | 9:49 pm
So after today, the final lesson of EBSK is......oveeerrrrrrrrr! Like, hell yeah! Don't have to squeeze inside bus 15/23 anymore. The buses seriously suck especially when your lessons are at 9a.m. It's like you go to the bus-stop, bus 15/23 will either
1)zoom past you...
2)stop, but due to it being incredibly cramped, only 1 or 2 person can go up the bus.
Then even if you got onto the bus, have to squeeze soooo much. It sucks. So now, with the demise of EBSK, I can happily walk to school and back with joy now, yay! I swim in the deep blue ocean with freedom while I see schools of sardines in their tin buses everyday. Makes me feel so damn good about myself. But cannot say demise of EBSK yet, have to safely submit the assignment. Failure to submit that would result in a fail, and it would result in a supp paper for EBSK...wtf? I could see it now, the paper would look something like this:
Qns1:Name the 10 barriers to good service. (10m)
Qns2:Name 3 common mistakes of fine dining. Briefly explain how do we correct them. (6m)
Qns3:Describe how a guy and a girl should be dressed to be considered as formal. (4m)
Qns4:Below is a short script of a business etiquette role play. Identify and discuss the errors in the script about proper business etiquette. (10m)
Then on Monday, I saw Mr Chan Seet Meng, and he said,'Hi, Sebastian.' I was so pleasantly surprised that he still remembered me but I thought it should be normal as I was sucha a good student in his class. He had to burst the bubble of mine by telling me that he remembers me cause I was so notorious. !@$#!@!!#$, I swear I did all the tutorials, answered the questions nicely leh. Maybe he confused me with Yq. Yeah. But it's very nice to have people still remembering your name(at least) after some time. It shows that you have made a considerable impact in their lives and they appreciate and acknowledged your existence. Maybe I should re-tract my stand about just walking past previously known people. Maybe should just say a 'hi'. It's only when that person forgot about me, I say hi then he/she just keeps on walking and staring at me O.O and must be thinking I'm a idiot and me thinking how rude he/she is. That would be rather funny too haha.
Ah...and APEL teacher's snacks are delicious...I shamelessly ate 4 pandan cakes in total during the class itself. Even Henry admitted it's quite nice. I can't help it. I was hungry!
'Seb, Maggie was influenced by you guys. That time we were walking right, Xl and Nxl was walking alone at the front while Maggie was walking with you guys.' - Allan's wonderful and incomprehensible theorem of influence.
Monday, May 25, 2009 | 8:21 pm
It's quite sad today. I sorta got 'punished' for saying inappropriate things. Just beating people lightly is not punishment enough. It's like a signal to continue making fun of people. Want to hit, hit it the way you want it, hard. That's the best. It gives a direct message that you don't like what is being said and you will not stand up to it anymore. Want to hit just hit, don't dilly-dally. What an anti-climax moment.
From the same way you judge others, you would be judged. And with the measures you used, it would be measured to you.
- from the Bible
Simply put, you reap what you sow. You want to punish me, just punish me. Don't hover around there and then go off like that. -.-, I only asked that the punishment you exact is not extreme. It's possible to squash balls.
Please, don't try this at home, or anywhere for that matter. Balls are precious.
'Who punishes you?!?' - Woman about The Punisher
Sunday, May 24, 2009 | 9:39 pm
I always knew that I'm a entertainer, a fun guy. Never knew it could come back and shoot me back in the foot. Now I'm asked to update my blog just cause I didn't update in the usual Mondays and Tuesdays. You know, quantity
And I remember there was a movie named 'Girls eat Boys'. Got such movie right? If I recall correctly, it's about zombie girls eating boys. Dunno why they have a preference for boys, but...whatever. I think both Dick and Nxl watched too much of that movie. What was just a simple 'what to eat' question by someone, Dickson emphatically replied with a 'EAT ME! EAT ME!' I bet Nxl was licking her lips(Yummy!).
But the worst was the smallest one. That Txl very funny. Think she can qualify to stay in that wonderful chalet in Hougang. First tell me that I'm so lame, always eat the egg sushi whenever I eat sushi, then she herself admitted that she eats those sushi with only the crab meat and corn. At least the egg sushi taste better. Then to better her remark, I asked her why are they coming with us for lunch when they were already at the bus-stop. She told me to ask her leg. Fine, so I lamely asked her leg why and she lamely used her leg to reply 'I dunno, hahahahaha.' Both Allan and her can talk to each other legs on their way to the Hougang chalet. I bet Allan would, at one point, offer her leg a Zooland biscuit.
And next if for the football fans. So if you people who aren't interested, you could just leave already...although you probably won't. I could make people interested in things that they were originally not interested in, that's how good I am. Anyway, saw this great picture and a great line to describe it. Geordie fans or the Toon army won't be happy about it.
Which way to Blackpool?
Haha, your time is up, Newcastle losers! And Lyn, those 2 are football managers, not ballet dancers. They are not doing en pointe or whatever you call it. Or maybe they were, perhaps their legs were up but the photo cut them off. In any case, don't be jealous.
'I've noticed, that the WWE is beginning to look like the animal kingdom. I mean, Vickie Guerrero, she looks like a pig! And Vladimir Kozlov, he looks like Uncle Sam's bald eagle!' 'That's easy Fiz! You look like a Jackass!' - Santino Marella
Sunday, May 17, 2009 | 10:41 pm
So this is just how great www.joyous-sounds.blogspot is. When there is no post to entertain any, there is always the trusty tagboard. I can't believe I was amused by my own tagboard, my own tagboard!?!?! It's usually just a place where jealous people gets to vent their jealousy over how awesome I am and how much better I am in writing my posts. Now my tagboard is dominated by 1 topic which I've been using it as my main event in my recent post. How could I let my puny tagboard beat the popularity of my post? I know it's also a part of my blog but imagine a situation where people just come to my site and view my tagboard before going somewhere else without giving a damn about my almighty post. Wassupwitthat?!?! So to all those who are trying to steal my spotlight in MY tagboard, here's a message to all of you: Know your role and shut your mouth, take all your grievances and stick them up your CRA-sucking candy asses.
Yay, finally could start my post. Differentiation is not that bad, Maggie. It looks crappy and nonsensical at first but once you do some of the questions, it's quite simple. Just have to shift the (x) here and there. Then have to worry about whether the answer is in the simplest form or not. But still, whenever I see a BC note, I hope that the note itself will somehow chuck itself into the nearest bin. Is that too much to hope for?
Then when going out with my family, dunno why keep seeing Zam-Bok. It's like constantly reminding me of my blooper in my face. 'Haha, Zam-Bok owns you haha!'. Eh, guess most of you dunno what I'm talking about. See, one time when Yw, Yq, Maggie and me went to Cold Storage to buy some things, the guys and me were looking around at the condoms section. (Don't ask me why, I just tagged along. Maggie was shopping for some food I think). Then they began talking about the various condoms blah blah about how does it help in the performance. Then I sorta anti-climatic went and point at Zam-Bok and said,'That's another one.' Those guys stare at me like I'm an alien or something. Can't blame them, I would. People are talking about condoms and I was there talking about Zam-Bok.
Oh apparently it's Zam-Buk. Whatever. That damn oilment caused me a lifetime of humiliation and embarrasement. It should be banned. Zam-Buk sucks.
And I saw that should-have-been-banned product in BHG. I was there cause we were just checking some deodorant and cologne. Then dunno why suddendly uncle moved so fast which is impossible for his size onto this spot. Then he happily picked up a green $5 note on the floor. Then he said,'Ah, today's a lucky day! Dinner paid mom 5 bucks, now I found 5 bucks, yay! Problem solved!' Then my mom came along and spoil it all for him by telling him to pay for her 2 belts which she wanted. Like total cost around 23 bucks? His face dropped so much =( Moral of the story: Don't be so happy that you've apparently found 'gold'. You never know what would happen next. Don't count your chickens before they hatched. So it's like I cannot say Allan like HC. Cause you never know, Allan might suddendly turn over and confess his undying love to me. Although I hope that he won't do that. But let's face it. If I wasn't Seb, I wished I would be. You know you wished to be me as well.
*Ok just kidding about my tagboard stuff lah. Its free-for-all. You want post what, fine. I get to delete them anyway, LOL.
'You boo me, really? What, is it because I'm awesome?' - The Miz
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 | 10:06 pm
I never thought I would go to a temple in my entire life to pray. But I did; every Monday 2-4 at LT19(is it 19??). Walked into the LT, find a good spot to sit, listen to the chants and meditations even though most of them are garbage to my ears, I swear, even those typical buddha songs you hear from some shops along the street sound at least a bit meaningful. So during the entire meditation prayer period, I sat there praying for the lecture to stop. I sound like a devotee now. I'm a free-thinker BTW. Free-thinker sounds so funny now, I remember I used to think that free-thinker was pro-nounced as free-twinkle and I was wondering why the hell should I be twinkling when I had no religion??? Like I'm free of all restrictions! I can eat beef, you can't, hahahaha! I'm a twinkling free star while you're nothing! That sounded so stupid, I should have known better...
And after some thoughts, I think I could be a great politician. Allan says that I'm the cause of why Maggie is becoming a bad girl blah blah. He's just trying to indirectly praise me of being influential. Even Pok says I'm influential. But I don't like his term of 'manipulative' though. Make me sound like a spider at the center of the web pulling its prey closer like that. But it's all the crap I write in this blog that's making all of you people happy. C'mon let's face it. For those of you taking AA, I've seen your project. Kinda of like taking a trip back to memory ACCPAC lane? Oooooh, what are the 15 recurring entries?? God damn it! Now you have a new and improved company to work on and your FRSs to boot. You think you all could even complete 1 journal without my blog as your inspiration??? Xy took a break from CRA tutorial to look at my awesome blog for a breather. I'm sure all the supposedly smart ones do the same right??!!? Admit it. I know people like Xl comes to my blog to relax after she took 1 look at her CAC tutorial(does she even take CAC???) and stopped trying to understand it. I also know HC reads my blog to de-stress. You all think she's always laughing so she stress-free meh? Laugh laugh laugh, later laugh til literally 'siao'. My blog won't necessarily make people laugh but it makes people feel good. I also know Hui use my blog for inspiration also. How the hell do you think her brain have not exploded after lots of studying and KFC? That person studies before school even starts for God's sake. Bloody hell! I know NXL also visit my blog for entertainment. Too entertaining for her til she forget to leave a simple 'Thank you Seb you're the best' in my tagboard. Nobody does that anyway. But that's cool, I'm used to being disrespected even though I'm the main attraction. Do leave a tag saying 'Thank you' from now on.
For all those who read my post til here, must have been thinking that it's not entertaining right? You're damn right it's not, cause it's not meant to be entertaining to you for now. It's for me, after my humiliating post that I have put up on Monday. I feel so much better now, knowing the view is always best from above. That does not mean you go buy a house in the 30th floor, then you look down at the people beneath you and then you feel faint and you slowly float down to your demise. You want look, look carefully also lah, don't look and laugh at them til you drop down and you're the one looking up towards them in hell.
'I'm the two time, two time All American-american Jack Swagger.' - Jack Swagger
Monday, May 11, 2009 | 11:23 pm
I know I said that Monday is one of the best days to post something, but today ain't going to be one happy-post day. I doubt anyone of you people would like to hear about the 1000 amazing saves from keeper Seb in today's soccer match and his superb, miraculous, audacious and sublime 2 goals that he scored today as well. One with a curler with the outside boot and the other just a plain simple ball over the top and somehow it went into the net. Yeah...I write all the stuff and could even draw the diagram and none of you would give a damn. Who wants to learn the offside rule anyway?
Then, after soccer, Yw had this...weird attraction to Subway. Ahhhh, had to go with him eat Subway again.(HA Maggie, be jealous!) So while eating, we were exchanging news worthy gossip. He got quite a bit from his mahjong sessions daily and I just told him more of my past. Somehow my past seems to have more things to talk about than my present. Yeah, and for those of you who are now eagerly awaiting me to write about some of the stuff we exchanged...NAHHHHHH, no way, impossible, not doing it. So just scroll down and click one of the other links then. The stuff we talked about shall remain unknown to all of you. Maybe as time goes by, I can write more about my past. Ah...the good old days.
But what Yw told me just seem to confirm some things that I was not very sure of initially. Hmmmm...very interesting.
Most of our discussions were about love anyway lol. But it's so difficult to know how exactly, is one guy/girl in love with another. So, good'ol Seb had come up with this idea: The 5 badges of Love.
*Note:The presence of 1 badge is sometimes enough to prove that an individual is in love. When testing for love, we use all 5 badges for testing. Sometimes when 1 badge is missing, it's enough to show that the individual is not in love.
Badge 1: Intiative
I mean, c'mon! This one should be pretty obvious. I mean, usually when you are minding your own business and listening to your music, doing your stuff, then suddendly this random guy pops up in MSN and kept on talking to you. Asking about your well-being, and all that. Anything under the sun just to have a conversation with you. He/she would also ask you out for outings and all that.
E.g.Remember the 15 minutes long convo Allan had with CF? I posted it in my blog before. 95% of the convo was written by Allan. Clearly, he was trying to engage in conversation with CF but sadly for him, her replys were all 'Ah','Lol','Yeah','GTG,BB'. =(
Badge 2: Similarities
You see, when someone wants to attract another person, they will always find something that is common between them to connect. Like if the girl you like plays basketball, the guy will practise basketball skills and techniques 24-7, 12 months a year. Then when they go out, at least they have something in common. Imagine a couple going out with nothing in common. Their outings would most likely be in silence or every single attempted conversation would end with a 'erm...yeah' or 'nope'.
E.g.*coughs*Allan's handphone*coughs*
Badge 3: Difference in moods
Eh, this one a bit harder to explain. Put it simply, think of this person in 2 different groups of people. 1 group is with normal friends, the other is with friends+the person he/she likes. The difference in that person in both groups will be apparent after a while. He/she will be average, inconsistent happy and sad in the first group but forever happy in the 2nd group. Being around the person you love is bliss. Yeah...wait til you get married...
E.g.Everytime during tutorial Allan like outsider, just stand outside do nothing and sleep. Then that time when he was waiting for his AA lesson, dunno why so happy. I very boring meh? Maybe Yq, Dick, Henry and Maggie is boring. Or maybe because he was waiting for AA with Xl. Or maybe it's just his character.
Badge 4: Referencing
Cause the person you like would tend to be the perfect one for you. So you would always based your judgements on other people using someone you like as a guide. Like in primary school, when I see other girls, somehow I just feel Jan is better haha. Lucky I never let that slip out of my mouth when my friends were all talking about girls.
E.g.Refer to what I said lor.
Badge 5: Sacrifice
Aiya, this one also obvious lah. Don't need explain so much. Usually a person will sacrifice just to make someone he/she likes happy even though the other don't know about it.
E.g.Allan didn't want to play DOTA with us one time. Just because he wanted to talk to CF in MSN. End up, they didn't talk, he SPAMMED. Talk not equal to Spam. Allan always failed to realise it.
Aiya, die. Now I realise I based most of my examples on Allan. But he's the best for examples, so many candidates. Like HC, CF and XL. Not only 3 ok, he got some more. I'm just going by his more well-known and common interest.
'We had a Jesus in our race???' - Jaime/Cara in The Amazing Race (Can't remember who is who lol)
Sunday, May 10, 2009 | 6:54 pm
Ah sometimes when you just stand/sit at one corner and do nothing, past memories will suddenly come back to you, and you're like,'Hey, that happened to me before?' Today's one was soooooo way back. Way back like til primary 2??? Yeah, cause that's the time I met Jan anyway. The lamest way to meet someone:hitting someone on the head with a badminton racket. Ahhh, guess I shouldn't have played that near the back gate. Must have been the suggestion of my friend. =X
Anyways, since I'm sucha kind person and I've mainly been writing erm...funny stuff about others but not funny to the particular person...so today write about myself for a change. It's like I give, you people take, you people give...Wait, you people never gave.
So erm, quite a short story but embarrassing. You know when a guy likes a girl, they sometimes like to brag about stuff they can do better to impress? I know I brag a lot in school, but that does not count. What I meant was bragging something that you never bragged before to anyone else. Kind of like a unique thing...My bragging is a daily affair. Anyways, so I told Jan that I ran first in a 4 round around the track race. But later to my horror, during the 2nd running event, I went in last. Ahhh, that left me so red-faced. Next time when bragging, make sure that the competitors of both race are the same. Worse still, she came to me and asked me how come I came in last when I told her I was first before. Double whack to the face. Guess that's when I hated running, be a goalie at football...stand at the goalpost, do nothing...Thinking about it sucks, writing about it sucks even more, revealing it to *you people* makes it the more worse. I'm sure I'll be laughed at for this. Nvm, I'm just too kind.
Still remember back in P5, I almost got a near 20 grade out of 100 for science. It's not that I suck in Science, it's that I...erm, made a careless mistake. In the MCQ, must have been bored from shading, from question, maybe 10, I shaded the answer for qns 11 on qns 10 and so on. So all the other answers I shaded after question 10 were wrong, but most of them were right on my answer script. Thank god the teacher was so kind and marked my exam script instead of the OMS sheet. Or else...dunno how to go back home. I was sitting beside Jan that time too. First with the running incident then with this Science crap, ahhh damn it. My grades were always lower than hers too. It was like chasing after her in terms of grades and love, but after PSLE, I never looked back and just sort of kicked her out of my head. Felt damn good too. Most of my experiences with her were humiliations anyway. And now, I could look down upon you people and laugh hahahahahaha. Even though my grades are still dropping...
...Damn.
'Are you watching this? It's a disgrace, it's a F*CKing disgrace.' - Didier Drogba
Thursday, May 07, 2009 | 4:01 pm
Do you people still play toys? Toys are meant for enjoyment and not to scare you right? Unless the toy is those specifically to scare people. Yq, Dick, Henry and Me went to BHG for awhile cause Henry needed to buy formal shoes and we wandered around at the toys section. One time I thought Maggie was crazy. She was laughing in front of an Elmo box. Later I found out that when she opened the Elmo box, it 'talked' and Maggie was shocked then later realised it's just a function of the box and laughed to herself. What other toys gave her a shock? Dora dolls and one toy that is suitable for 9 months and above. She was turning the knob and was complaining that the device didn't open. Later when it did open, she got so shocked, she shouted a bit. Should just stick to Barney =/
Then you people really took my suggestions to contribute eh. Both Sy and Lyn asked me to read this article about a female employee giving her boss oral sex in the car and when a van accidentally hit the car, she bit off his manhood. Wow. How did that happen? Either the woman's teeth is super strong or that guy is just...soft. A great case of 2 extremes. Boss was feeling pretty good about himself, having persuaded her to give him a blowjob. Ahhhhhhhh...Then just few minutes later his pleasure turned into horror:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I wonder how it looks like now? 2 balls hanging limply beside a tree stump? And the husband of the female employee didn't even need to do anything and got his sweet revenge. Payback's a bitch.(Or a dick in this case)
And I have super powers or what? I mentioned before somewhere in my earlier post that I have a feeling that Allan wanted to sabotage me during EBSK since it falls on my birthday. So before I slept, I was hoping somehow EBSK would be cancelled. Didn't feel like wearing formal to school anyway. When I woke up, bad news came first in Arsenal losing 3-1 to Manu(Damnit!) Uncle was laughing at me gleefully:3-1!!!! Thrashed you in your home ground! LOSERRRRRRR! before he finally left the house and like a sidethought, added a happy birthday. WTH, it's like your boss comes to your desk and tells you,'You're fired. HAHAHAHAHA, loser. Noob, can't secure your job. Get lost, you mother cannuker.' Then as the boss turns to leave...,'Oh, and Happy Birthday.'
But...somehow the 2nd news that came after that devastating blow was from Ken. EBSK lesson is cancelled due to the tutor falling sick. YAYYYYYYYY! Allan was so dissapointed. SUCKER! It's divine aid from the top! Either I'm god, or I'm god-blessed. Good things happen to good people, and I'm a good person....oh yeahhh. XD
'Even if it's illegal, any trade income are taxable.' - My POT tutor(Gov are wonderful. If you didn't declare the income for tax, and get caught by them, Gov will charge you for both tax evasion and illegal trading activities. Then if you declare the income for tax, Gov will charge you tax and arrest you for illegal trading activities. To all those who does exactly that, you're screwed. One way, or the other.)
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 | 8:51 pm
Henry said to me before that I always seem to update my blogs most often during Mondays and Tuesdays. Yep, it's true. Cause after the long absence of the weekends, usually lots of news will just 'pop' up and I could exploit it. Tuesdays more like a follow-up...but it's also due to the timetable lah...Monday and Tuesdays have the most time to hang around, see things, hear things and post things here. Think I really should have taken Mass Comm instead. Talking is so much fun than writing fog(x)=f(g(x)) or creating Excel spreadsheets with formulas like =sum(F14:F20)-G15. But I'm not sure what Mass Comm's lessons are like anyway lol. It could be worse than ours. So I'm happy to be in ANF and I'm sure you people are also happy cause you guys always look to ME for inspiration be it mentally or spiritually. Thank you very much! See how Lyn became so happy once I let her take my CRA notes for around 5-10 minutes? Like holding a holy book like that. And Lyn so paranoid lor. Henry was eating something before BC lesson and Lyn was telling him that he should buy for her and the rest. So I just commented that old people are like that, need us take care of a lot of things. Then Lyn so angry, saying that I'm implying that she's old. No lor, Lyn, you where got old?!?! You are so young! I mean, you are just 10 days old! Actually you were 10 days old and now you're something else but that's beside the point! I think you are the same as HC lah, just want to find excuses to hit me. Devotees pray to God, not hitting them to receive blessings ok! Damn it!
Don't talk about Maggie wasting food here also. Later she become like HC and Lyn. Jialat. As if having 2 Boomers around not enough. Don't need another. Waste of 2 bucks*grumbles*
And you people always accuse me of bullying people like XL. It's people like Shiyu gives me inspiration lor! Today the pool/billard bill dunno why suddendly Shiyu told me that XL will be treating. Then she say that when XL is treating right, just give the bill to someone. Wa, so concidence Allan was there. Suddendly Allan was like glowing and a halo appeared on his head. And he happily took the bill and paid me of course. Then I found out that the glowing part is only because the room was dark and his handphone was ringing, thus it was emitting light. Then the halo on his head turns out to be a donut. Dop!
Ok lah, the halo part and glowing is all crap. But he did pay me some part of the bill. Think he not happy with me liao, he's planning something against me tomorrow. But whatever lor. I'm just so popular. The view is so lonely at the top*sighs*. When you are being sabotaged, usually you're the best cause they are jealous that they can't be the best so they have to remove you to be king. What a tough life.
Then my friend Marjorie suddendly talked to me in MSN. Like so long liao. She was promoting her myspace. She played some music herself and uploaded it into her myspace a/c. Nice piano pieces. Visit her at:
'Seb, you yesterday eat dinner right? Then today don't eat dinner cause double.' - Allan(retorted to me when I told Henry that I was lucky we didn't eat Subway on Monday cause later that evening my parents went there for dinner -.-. Feel like telling him not to shit after you shit for the first time then. Rather, just tell him eat shit.)
Monday, May 04, 2009 | 8:00 pm
I've forgotten whatever I wanted to post earlier, so never mind, I'll try to recall as I go along. Today's lecture started almost the same as the period where we had the SARS problem. Temperature check. Except that this one is slack. I just put a thermometer in my mouth, got my readings, but the teacher just walked past like that lol, without asking for temperature, just some random asking to some random people. Next time think I shall just try sticking a lollipop or an ice cream stick in my mouth. Think it will work.
Today's BC so easy. Like E-maths. Even the limits thing was easy. Better than the Fog/Gof thing, which I understand nothing. Allan just quickly fill in the blanks himself and try to finish the POT tutorial for next week. Then he kept glancing to the middle of the LT, back row for inspiration, even though one BIG company is sitting also on the middle but right at the front side. Cheating on his asset while his asset is present. That require guts. Especially when that company is one that has a strict policy of destroying anyone that has the name 'Seb', writes about the company's internal affairs, and basically anyone that resembles *me*. Wonder what I did wrong. I'm such a nice guy.
Then during lunch time, Xy thought Henry, Yq and me are crazy, cause we were laughing a lot. Not going to reveal anything, cause information IS POWER! Anyways, it's not because of that lah haha. You want to know, maybe tomorrow BC lesson can reveal a bit. But Henry's words does concern me. Telling Xy a rumor, that rumor will spread very fast. Like swine flu. So Xy=swine? Then she said that if she's a swine, I'm also a swine. Got such thing? Like that I also can say if I'm a swine then she's a mega duper super ultra omega ultimate big gigantic enormous fat overweight obese immense *gasp for breath* swine. Don't oversleep and miss tomorrow's BC tutorial piggy.
The CRA tutor was funny. She was at a point, rushing, cause she thought that there isn't enough time to finish the lecture. Then when there's a few slides left, she realised there's still so much time. So she said that she should slow down. Omg, she's making full use of the 2 hours. Of CRA lecture. It's like getting stuck in a locked room with 1 window and a monk chanting buddhist chants throughout the 2 hours in the robotic droning voice. Can you imagine that?? Nah, most probably you all can't. Betcha all love CRA lecture. We love CRA lecture, yipeeeee! It's filled with joy, FRSes, Acts, definitions, subsidiaries, journal entries, happiness, wooo wowwww, that's what we love, we love CRA yay, SHUT UP. It's getting worse than the Barney's song.
Then my mom just had to remind me of my pranks in Primary 4. See, when I was in Primary 4, it was like a new class with some of my old friends. Then got this moron, dunno why likes to hang around and keep on talking about some stuff to me. Once, I got so fed up that I promptly head-butted him. You know what he did? He was like, OWWWWWW...hey, that head-butt is like what Sakuragi does in the Slamdunk comics. Cool huh! WTF??? I thought he was going crazy so I head-butted him twice more and he still kept coming back and talk as if we were close pals when we were born like that. Then I dunno what came into me. When the class left for assembly, I went behind him and took off his shorts.(I'm not gay ok, at that time, it was one of the most devastating attack to do on an enemy. If it didn't drive him away, nothing will) You know what I saw?? No, it's not his naked butt, thank god. I saw him wearing lacy underwear, and with (WTF)powerpuff girls picture at the back of the underwear. You know, after the powerpuff girl episode they always say,'And so, the day is saved, thanks to...THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!' then the 3 girls will do some pose. THAT EXACT SAME POSE. Then some guys who were there were laughing throughout the journey to the assembly area and of course I laughed. Couldn't help it. That guy was so angry, he wanted to report me to our form teacher. But, guess what? He couldn't. Cause how is he going to tell the teacher? 'Cher, Sebastian pull my pants off and the guys saw my...my...my...POWERPUFF GIRL UNDERWEAR WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!' Think he can't think of a way to tell the teacher so I was let off. And of course, he left me alone. If he still kept on pesturing me...eh, God knows what I'll do in my Pri 4 days. He should be thankful I did that when the girls left. Who knows how much more humiliating it would get for him if the girls see him wearing their type of underwear??? Looking back, my youth was so...fun. I remember my mom told me I was wielding a chair during my first days in Kindergarden. Ahhhh.
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