Postings
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 | 7:47 pm
hahahaahahahaha, this week is really a very very good week for me. first jericho wins the world title, next is tt my results came out pretty good, better than wat i expected. i was expecting at least 1 'c' lol but....its all 'b' and 'a' hahahahaha. CAS was an 'A', tts really great. if starting of the sem u tell me tt my CAS will get 'A', i most probably would think ure spouting bullshit lol. but my gpa drop by 0.01 =( it did drop a little as wat i said in my earlier post. lol, everything seems so happy and nice now, so i can now finally slack to my hearts content woohooooooo!
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 | 7:57 pm
hello, yesterday was a happy day. its because chris jericho is now the world heavyweight champion. like finally. its been 6 years? now tt he is the champion, his mission of 'save us' is complete, but then he changed it to 'save me' hmm. ah watever, hes the best, because hes the human highlight reel. anyway, i saw yw nick recently. and i thought i made a mistake. cause his msn nick is the type my friend, keh, would usually write, but in chinese. but then its not a mistake: YupiGummyBear - Freestyle skating lover - If only love is like a maths graph, i wish i could be a complex graph so that i can intercept and meet you many many times. hmmmmmm, he seems so proud of himself, thinking of tt nick himself. then i told him, out of respect for yr creativity, i shall create one for u as well. so i said,'' yw's love is a U-shaped curve, started at the same point but went onto their separate ways.'' ehehe of course he didnt take it too well.
*and yw may argue tt that was not the exact thing i said in msn, but! but but i just amended it to satisfy his argument about maths graph*
so still in maths eh? i was scrolling through my wwe forum pages, looking at some posts and i saw this in a member's signature: Sex is like math, you minus away the clothes, you add the bed, you divide the legs, and you pray that you don't multiply. hahahaha somehow i feel yw is more suited to tt nick. and while we are at it, lets have another maths equation. this one abit more complex, so listen carefully, i want u all to listen and read this for the very first time in yr life.
---------------''girls are evil''------------------
dun believe me? before u all point yr fingers at me and accuse me of watever, i shall prove it using visual aids for u guys.
see, see, see! i have proof ok! but eh, i dun want any trouble with girls or whoever, so i didnt make tt pic, i found it on a net long time ago. so.....its basically not my fault. i didnt flame u all. peace fellows.
Friday, September 05, 2008 | 4:29 pm
hmm, apparently, auntie pearleen's company employs lots of temp boys and mom said tt the pay there is 10 bucks per hr. wtf, tts like 4 bucks more than the one i worked in her office. i was cheated!!! but then, i dunno should i work or not. so boring doing data entry and then go to and fro. but then, 10 bucks per hour. ahhhhhhhh
Thursday, September 04, 2008 | 6:13 pm
today was really surprising, i mean, wats the chances of having some long-time-nvr-see-at-all friend which u have known during the 3 months of jc only calling u? must be pretty slim right? kl called and asked whether he and sam can come over lol. i was pretty shocked. i thought they already forgotten about me already but maybe im just tt unforgettable kekeke. so met up with them, talk abit on our sch life, play, and see them study abit for their A lvls haha. and then my old dota friend whose name i only know as agent smith came online in msn, his nick is quite funny. being agent smith, he needs to examine all live's purposes. yup, i rmb him always during dota would ask bout our purposes lol. now, he has decided to take a break and examine hentai pictures. his msn nick is 'studying a hentai picture-what is its purpose? why was it created to start with?' haha funny guy. hope u managed to find yr ans to yr burning qns.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 | 11:35 pm
lol, lately i have been eating dinner downstairs at my grandparents' house. so it was just the usual munching, talking, baby crying, blah blah. the presence of sid is not surprising since he has promised tt he would still be here despite his ns duties lol. so he was sharing all bout the rules of the first guard and it sounds so ridiculous. let me try to share it with all of u in a story:
so once upon a time, deep in a forest not very far from here, lies the army camp where the first guards train. they use a buddy system, meaning u will be assigned to a partner for duties. so introducing the characters first,
the terrorist
guard 'A'
guard'B'
so moving on, A is supposed to stand guard near the gate with his gun, while his buddy B will be somewhere near. B's purpose is communication, A and B communicate thru a walkie talkie. so anyway, this fine day calls for an attack. a terrorist decide to pay the singapore guards a visit.
'aiyeeeyahhhhhh!!!' while running to the gate
'holy shit. come in partner B. theres a dumb, mad, malicious, insane, idiotic, moronic, disgusting, dirty, brutal, bottom-feeding, sanctimonious shit of a terrorist coming to bomb us all! instructions pls.' after tt, he point his gun at the terrorist,'now just kindly back off sir, this is a restricted area.'
of course the terrorist just kept running forward, with guard A backing off frantically instead. so after awhile, guard B receives the urgent call and began asking the big boss on wat to do. so big boss thinks for awhile, then says ok nvm kill tt bastard.
'alright, u have permission to kill tt dumb son of a bitch, kill him now!!!'
abit dumb right, after all the time wasted on communicating instructions on wat to do, before A can even shoot, the terrorist would have already reached the place and bombed everything straight to hell. i always thought the camp would be something like this:
oh well, its not. sad. i wonder how am i gg to ask nicely to the enemies to backup cause they are in a restricted area while they are already pointing their guns at me aiming for the kill. lol watever, i can only hope such things will not happen.