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Saturday, February 28, 2009 | 6:42 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL I was so bored and I was just blog hopping until I realised that holidays are not really over for some of you huh. Still got FTT things like that? AHAHAHAHA, suggest you stay out of my blog cause I'm going to make you all wince and cry behind your FTT books.
Hey hey, what does this sign means?
What do you mean you don't know, it's not in the book!?!? It's so obvious! It's a sign telling you to stop and wait for authorisation to allow you to continue cause the road ahead has erm...very heavily guarded military secret.
How about this sign?
What do you mean you can't any picture? The picture is so crystal clear man! Are you stupid? Are you dumb? You think you can bluff the examiner and say I dunno the answer to your question cause I don't see the question?!?!?! Seriously man. I shall throw you a lifeline then. This sign shows that the road ahead has an invisible barrier and idiots who attempt to ride past it shall crash. Remember to thank me when you all aced your tests...
Hey wait. FTT is not a test asking you about theory isit? It's about car driving? Then forget about the above signs then. As if we ain't have enough signboards to worry about, the examiners won't go add 2 new ones to stump you. Then, here arises another problem. How the hell is someone like xueli going to drive HAHAHAHAHA. Leg extension? Or the examiner drive for you while you give him instructions on how to drive. Or the car you're driving is radio-operated. Haha. Just kidding. Don't go stretch yourself to make yourself grow taller. Drinking 10 glasses of milk per day won't help too =/. So erm, don't go crashing into other cars yeah. Examiner's life very precious hahahahaha.
And on a sidenote. Yw you look damn retarded in those photos HAHAHAHAHAHA.
'But to be politically correct with our pose, we need to know. Are you like a midget or something?' - Christian
Friday, February 27, 2009 | 11:08 pm
Did I mention before that exams are over? I did? Hell, I shall remind all of you again! Exams are O.V.E.R! Buttttt, this is where boredom sinks in. Kinda weird huh, exams are here, you curse all the shit about everything, then when exams are over, at first you are happy, then you curse all the shit about everything as well, from the tiny winnie bittie mistakes made in the exams, the difficulty of the exams, the shaking of the table, the person left after 1hr and you're still stuck at question bloody hell 2, the smiling know-it-all faces of people around you, the answers you know to the question but you just could'nt remember to things so mundane such as ah shit, do what now? The fan's constant blow to your face is making me more sick now, the computer, once my love, now looks like just a computer begging to be touched but I ain't feeling anything, the TV...nothing to say about it, I hardly used it anyways. Every single free time to spare feels so boring and lifeless that you feel like you want to go back to school again, but when school does truly start, you know you're going to moan and complain again. Damn hypocrites =)
Anyways, the damn 'siansations' feeling won't start to sink in so early after exams. Give it 1 week I guess...suddendly you feel so out-of-place, no alarm ringing and no parents shouting,'OI BOY, SLEEP LAH!' Oh wait, they still do. So use this time, to go re-charge your rusty batteries made from china, go drink up bird nest to replendish whatever brain cells you have lost, go enjoy every pathetic moment you have left in your holidays right now, cause exams are over, and each and everyone of us deserves this rest.
You know, before IF test, I was so glad that I did'nt go to school much earlier to have a mini study session with the guys. When I reached the study room, I hear loud music blasting, not inspirational music mind you. Not rock or heavy metal too lol. Some chinese song. Hard to study there, one moment you read about applicant and beneficiary, the next the words entering your mind is things like erm 'insert random chinese song's lyrics'. Then the worse is when yw suddendly want to prove that he has big muscles and challenge me and henry to a arm wrestling match. Of course I won, weaker arm contest do not count =) But the highlight is that if the door was open and some random stranger walk past, I think he/she is going to think that we're filming some porn movie or something. The screams of henry, man, you thought he had an orgasm or something. And his orgasm power allowed him to crush yw's left hand and attain hard-earned victory. Great job.
'Fine speech. You know something tells me you're talking so tough, and you all of a sudden got a dose of courage because you're standing in the ring with a barbaric, disgusting, 400-pound beast. Oooooh and of course you brought the Big Show to the ring too.' - John Cena addressing Edge, Vickie and Big Show
Thursday, February 26, 2009 | 6:43 pm
Hell YEAH! It ends today woohoooo! No more frickin exams and best of all....no more PHONE CALLS!
No more calls asking for tutorial answers on page 23,
No more calls asking for tutorial answers for question 1b on page 23 1 minute ltr,
No more calls asking about 1 definition then saying 'oh I get it' as soon as I picked up,
No more calls asking me about blanks on the lecture notes,
NO MORE CALLS FROM ALLAN BAEY WOOOOOO!
Celebration worthy occasion! Ok, don't talk so bad about Allan. He did help me. A bit. Very little bit. But still. Allan. You suck. Damn it. Call someone else next time.
Anyways, today's IF paper is even easier than I expected. It's wayyyy easier than the past year papers posted on Vbus. I mean, it did'nt ask for Euromarkets and benefits of them, they did'nt ask for steps on the terms of payments. It's like so cool! MCQ is not as difficult as the past year papers too. I got 12/20 for both of them, what a nightmare -.-
Anyways, exams and tests are a thing of the past now, forget about it! Now it's time to relax...slack...enjoy...play...anddddd watch some movies in qvod. Yeah. It's a wonderful day today.
'Hello sunshine!' - William Regal
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 | 2:30 pm
Hello, now 2 papers are down, and only the last paper is standing in our way to freedom! Free of being chained down to stacks of books, pile of notes, bunch of classwork and tutorials, set of past year papers, and of course the notorious DAMN RING TONE! I shall leave the issue of calling later bah. Firstly, I must thank yw for asking me how to do 2 questions in mcq cause the exact same questions came out for the test and well, saved me some time in just writing the answer straight. But it's as if I needed the extra time anyway lol. Even with the 2 free marks, the whole mcq in general is horrible. It's like you can feel you're being screwed when I read the mcq section. I did'nt even get to read the Section B cause I was stuck at reading mcqs, how pathetic is that? But ah never mind, mcqs exist to either give us free marks, or let us exercise our luck. So I chose option b. Hopefully it will reap dividends.
And Lyn I read your blog and thank you for the award. Yes, I humbly accept this 'prestigious' award of best source of entertainment and I will hopefully continue this marvellous feat. Firstly, I would like to congratulate myself for having sucha wonderful, intelligent and humorous mind. Notable mentions also goes to my mom and dad, because without them, there is no me and the world would be a much sadder place(imagine a world full of allans omg!). Also have to thank great entertainers like Chris Jericho, Edge and Christian for the inspiration, Allan for being the great big joker that he is. I am very pleased and honoured to be able to entertain all of you since every one of you lead such sad lives. But in life, there are winners...and there are losers. Thank you all.
And now for this last section, since sy request for more, I shall try...Let's see...who did I missed out. Hmm, here goes:
*********Back to chemistry guys, what happens when you add 1 tube of Allan(to be more specify, a phone call) with another reactive chemical?***************
If Allan calls...
Guys:
Yongwen, he would answer allan back and assure him that his answer is perfect cause he is Lim Yong Wen, god damn it! Even when yw is in doubt, yw always assume his answers is right. (I know I wrote bout yw previously, this is the edited version)
Ruicheng, he would tell allan that he would buy him cai fan if he would just stop calling him.
Hiuching, think she will get seriously irritated and have that big angry eye stare and scold allan and promise him a world of hurt when they see each other again. Oh and she would remind him to go to the next event of whatever cca they joined. IG?
Shiyu, Whoa this one is hard to tell. She is so difficult to make her angry. Hmmmm. Think she would do avoidance, tell allan she dunno, and hang up, end of story yay. I bet after she hang up, she have this big happy smile on her face cause she just got rid of allan. Yeah, and later say Seb is dumb cause it's so easy to get rid of allan zzz.
Maggie, ha! She will probably be so stressed by him, as if she's not stressed enough, she will later eat 5 packets of maggie mee to appease her anger.
Xiuling, she will tell allan that xueli knows the answer and tell him to call her instead bb.
Chia Hui, I think she will probably die of stress and irritation. Then she will be a zombie! Wait, she's a zombie already. Is there anything deader than a zombie?
That's all. I'm not going to change yours, lyn, cause even if you don't kill him, I think you would at least kick his balls so hard that it's all smashed up. That's mutilation man, physical torture. Sicko.
'Me!?!?! I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. You dude don't even know which dude he is!' Robert Downey Jr as Kirk Laziris in Tropic Thunder
Monday, February 23, 2009 | 12:34 am
Ok man, it's 1 down, and 2 more to go! Although those 2 are really...nauseating. Argh it makes me sick. CMA has so much different formats. I flip 1 topic woohoo 1 format. I flip to the other topic woohoo another format. I flip another page, woohoo another format. I flip to another page, woohoo, I shut the damn file. Seriously, how much formats and formulas are we going to have to remember? Damn it! And I can't remember what Koh Hwee Jung said during lecture, I can only remember him rolling his fist around and saying some words that does'nt make any sense to me and erm...a lot of noise yeah. Then in tutorials I can only remember trying so hard to find 1 easy question to present with no theory but always, always got some other people who raise their hands up so fast, its like witnessing a seed grow into a tree in 1 second.
But the worst is not over yet. The exams are not terrifying, allan is terrifying. Ahhhh, I can now safely assume every call to my hp is from allan. Last week thursday just before FOI exams, I thought I should relax a bit, watch some movies in my qvod player. Then allan called and ask me about answers to a tutorial question. I hung up my phone and he called again asking me part b answer. I hung up and he called again asking me the next question. Zzzzzzzz. Yesterday and today was about CMA notes. He never fill in some of the blanks. And it's almost like for every blank he forgot to fill in, he called once. Feel like calling him every 5 seconds to let him feel my anguish and suffering but I'll be the one to feel the anguish and suffering. Damn Hp bills.
But well, since I'm sucha nice person. I shall forget about all this and hopefully monday and wednesday I won't hear my ringtone, no matter how nice it is. I should probably send him a voice mail of a remix of Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder acted by Tom Cruise. 'Now SHUT THE F**K UP, AND LET ME DO MY STUDIES!' But then allan will then call other people and let's see. If he calls yw, I think yw will just go over to his house and clobber him. If he calls xy, I think they would be on the line forever cause neither has the answers to each other's questions. If he calls ly, I think ly will just give the phone to her cat and allan will only get a 'meow' in respond. If he calls henry, he would do to his qvod player and play Tropic Thunder, jump to the Tom Cruise scene and on his speaker loud loud for allan to hear. If he calls xl, most likely she'll hang up cause she still have not forgiven allan for having outside affair with a teacher 6 times. If he calls Dick, he will send a high-tech virus through the phone line thereby crushing allan's hp. If he calls yq, he'll have to wait long for a reply cause yq is busy replying other people's messages and ignoring allan's. If he calls lyn, I think allan's picture will be on the obituary section in the ST. So yeah, better just leave the calls to me. Although I feel like shoving 5 ramly burgers into his mouth. But what a waste, I rather eat them. Maybe I could spare 1 for his dog.
So are you ready? The exams are comingggg. What'cha gonna do when exams come for you?
'I'm like Mr Fedex; cause when it counts, I deliver. And I guarentee that I will not lose this pizza eating competition cause I'm MVP. And I'm straight up balllllllin'!' - MVP
Thursday, February 19, 2009 | 4:19 pm
Alright people. I have good news and bad news. Good news is: I have finally found out who possesses my long-lost CMA tutorial thanks to shiyu. She was right, it was Allan who had it lol. Ah, that's good, cause I could get my beautiful work tomorrow to gaze at its beauty. But...the bad news is...exams are starting...tomorrow! Oh wait. That's good news. Cause we can quickly start on the exams, and at the end of those, it's holidays! Oh wait. It is bad news...cause have not really prepared well for it, take exams tomorrow will = MEGA SUPER DUPER EXTRA GRADE AAA BIG GIGANTIC DISASTEROUS DEATH. Why so much adjectives? Cause exams are leveraged guys...leverage. I think I'm going mad soon.
But why should'nt I? I did some papers, initially did'nt do so well for the MCQs, but the last one I did was pretty good so no troubles there I hope, although I'm still kinda apalled at the 11/20 grade for my CMA paper that I tried yesterday =( However...the long questions killed me even more! Either I missed out some steps of the calculations or it's the damn theory that causes me problems left, right and center. And some of the calculations in the various key answers make no sense. Weird. But I'm doing a good job if I have to say so myself. At least I won't fail. I think. Perhaps I should re-do another paper. Get some confidence boost and let the theory sink into the head. Kinda like sleeping on top of your notes and hoping the letters make their way through your forehead and into your brain. How cool is that? Or how about this? You know sometimes if you stare at someplace long enough, sometimes you get fuzzy and your sight become blurred and you are like dazed? How about, you stare at the exam paper right before you, and if you stare hard enough, the answers will like come in blurred form in front of you. Like you keep staring at the blank space at the OMS sheet and you somehow see the option A being shaded. It will be somewhat like time value of the options yeah. You hold til expiry hoping against hope that the CSP will drop below the Exercise price(for call) but you know it's not going to happen. I mean, if you really happen to see one of the options being shaded black, it's most probably that you are seeing an ant resting on your OMR sheet through your blurred vision. And don't do that. Cause you only got like 2 hours? So...the best bet is always to like pretend your neck is aching, and you turn your head and glance at the answer your partner has written down. Of course if you got someone sitting besides you that has a F for FOI, don't do that as well lol. One guy die is good enough, don't have to voluntarily accompany that person into the depths of hell.
Oh, and if you did the methods as mentioned above and you did'nt get the desired grades? Don't blame me. Blame the person sitting beside you, blame the tiny handwriting that he/she has, blame the lousy eyesight you have, but most importantly, blame yourself for unable to do the question yourself in the first place. Tata.
'You were all wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You were wrong, you were wrong, you were wrong, you were definitely wrong, you were wrong, hey kid, you know what? When you grow up...you're going to be...WRONG! Each and everyone of you here were 100%...WRONGGGG!' - Edge
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 | 2:38 pm
It's been a tough study period lol. Instead of studying, I take one look at my computer and I knew I just had to erm, relax a little bit. Yeah, turns out I relaxed justtt a little too much. But I still managed to do quite a bit of my studies...just that FOI still a bit blur blur in the calculations and the theories are zzz, CMA 2 is just too much different formats for different topics zzz. Will formula be given for CMA? Cause if it is, it will be a hell lot of help. If it's not, zzz. And I received some messages about my CMA tutorial, lol. Relax, don't worry so much. I'm not pointing fingers at random and accusing you, you, you, you or you. Luckily I only missed 1 tutorial, although it's the last one about product pricing and that's quite important I think. Damn it. Ahhhh, curses. Maybe I could ask someone to make another copy for me.
I gotta say, the exam timetable gave me some food for thought. It's excellent that IF is not in the middle; if it is, I dunno how am I going to study it. Imagine it stacked between FOI and CMA. Lol. But it's at the end and there poses another problem. After the 2 papers, I wonder will I have anything left to study the amazing load of IF bullshit. Looking at the words in the lecture notes is worse than trying to read my sis chinese essay. It's like one theory after another, and there seems to be no end to it. Even the calculations are so tricky. Swap here swap there. Cross that rate here, and that rate there, oh, and if you do it the short-cut method, and you got the answer wrong, you'll get probably 2/7. Great. But imagine it being the first paper too. Ah...think I will die of head explosion. I'm complaining too much here now. I'm just so glad that it's not the 2nd paper. Guess I can make do with it being either 1st or last paper. Yeah...life's good, pasar malam is still on, there's still ramly burger, cup corn, whoopie! Now I just have to walk to the MRT station...
Doing FOI papers is really saddening. I think my MCQ all just barely pass, like 13/20? Long questions I just did the calculations, can't be bothered to answer the theory. Ah, at this rate, kapeesh, die, doom, bang. Can't imagine how CMA2 paper looks like. Me.Needs.Timeout. Too much studying already. Can't.Go.On. Must.Play.NOWWW!
'Now...let's go make the greatest war movie...ever!' - Damien Cockburn in Tropic Thunder (not sure which actor he is lol)
Monday, February 16, 2009 | 11:57 pm
Hello everyone, and welcome to another update of one of the most boring, yet entertaining(I dunno how) blog. Hmmm, lately is of course, not studying periods, but welcoming my family back home from their australia trip. I was quite lucky, uncle could'nt tell me which terminal they are arriving at so I had to check it myself in teletext. But I overplayed my game and I had to cook maggie mee at 8.10, and finished it by 8.30 and check the teletext cause uncle did mention that they will be arriving at 9.05. Ah, somehow managed to do all of that by 8.40, bus 27 came in time, reached the airport just in time, and when I reached the gate, uncle smsed me that he has landed. Lol, all in all, good day. Except that the pasar malam is now closed. Shit man. No more burgers! Burgers rock the party, and rock the body. The weather ain't helping nowadays...so hot. How to study...ah. Noooo, must...study...tomorrow. But while filing my CMA papers, I realised I am missing some tutorials. Dunno who forgot to return to me...ah...no choice.
'They cut. *gestures* That's the trailer right there.' - Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder
Friday, February 13, 2009 | 11:54 pm
Study week starts now, although I don't think I'm going to start my revisions soon. Probably start at Monday I guess. I think I could even throw in some time for blog updates too once in awhile...don't feel quite stressed for this sem than other sems. Wonder why. A lot of things have been just coming into my head then passing off one moment later. Thinking too deep I think. Don't know why for a moment back then, I was remembering about options and I was thinking:'we're the same. We had a right, not obligation to choose our paths that are presented before us. We have the freedom to choose to go left or right, or go neither at all and no one could force you to pick something against your will.' Yeah, even a simple thing like options could grow into something else. Kinda like how money can grows? Future value? Hahaha. Ah, since we're on the topic on FOI, project grades were kinda sucky. C+. Although I feel it could easily be a C if not for the grace of Chan Seet Meng. That's a good teacher. But C+ is not the end of the world. I got C+ for my PCA project last sem and in the end I achieved an A. Hopefully this would repeat for FOI.
Then I read Lyn's blog just now. Feels so...light. It's been so long since I seen lyn's blog so short, that I could just scroll down every sec and finished tata. You can see the urgency she has already, think she can't wait to sit down and open up her books and absorb all the books can offer. Absorbbbbbbb.
Then, I jumped to xl's blog and saw lots of pictures. And I saw Koh Hwee Jung haha. Looking savvy teacher. But all those photos remind me of something: I dislike taking pcitures. I think I have this feeling inside, that photos are redunctant. Sure, they say that pictures could help you recollect and remember all those awesome, beautiful and sometimes embarrassing moments but I feel that any moment whether good or bad, as long as it's memorable to you, it will never dissapear from your heart. Kinda like your mind forgets, but your heart remembers? Haha, I can quote from Chris Jericho about this too:'the fans will post their pictures on facebook, go to sleep, and completely forget about you, forever.' Yup, best not to store memories into an album, rather, store it inside the heart. Much better place. Btw, Jericho is a great mic worker.
And I saw maggie's blog lol. Not going to do the questions thingy, sorry. Don't feel like it. And is it a sabotage? Why are the answers about me the same in both maggie and hui's blog. Tsktsk.
I'm going to end here. Shall post again when I think of something. And considering the situation right now, it won't be long. Long hedge short hedge haha.
'If you want to see a clown who literally falls onto his face for your entertainment, then keep your eyes on this pathetic shell of a human being. Take out your cameras and get a good shot at the Nature Boy for the last time. Or at least until he decides to come back again. C'mon Ric, strut back and forth like a puppet. C'mon, do your woo. Woo. Do all your tricks like a good dog. Pander to these parasites, to these hypocrites. C'mon flair. Every picture they take of you, is one more reminder of how low you have gotten, how much you have fallen, and the worst thing is Flair, you have no one else to blame for this, but yourself.' - Chris Jericho addressing WWE legend Ric Flair
Thursday, February 12, 2009 | 12:17 am
...Lately not been updating, cause nothing to write really. IF class test was better than I expected...despite doing the currency question very well with 1 mark gone due to the day, I lost quite alot in question 2b about how to handle the risk lol. Question 3 yq and me wanted to trade haha. He got the differences all right but the which is more risky part wrong, while me is opposite. Yq told me he so scared of his results, in the end got a whopping 26/30. Bastard. This type of people I don't like the most. Before exams/test, they whine alot about things such as: shit man, I havent studied, did u?!?!?!;fuck man, I cannot get all the theory into my head;test so hard;I have been playing/slacking;Ti gong bo pi test pass please, all this nonsense is making me sick, especially after that when they have this smiling face after results are announced like they can ascend to heaven liao like that. Not that I have anything against yq or what, I feel that if he removes the 'paralyzing factor' before exams he would be great, don't they know that their anxiousness spreads along to other people? It's like a virus, viciously stalking out and manipulating, poisoning people's mind, and it has just GOT TO STOP.
But I can understand abit of their fears. Our country is so competitive, it's like once you let your foot off the gas, you start eating dust. And it's like being guided along by some unknown person and you're blindfolded, cause all you know is that you have to get good results and get a job and that's the only thing driving you to move forward. But the degree of...determination is so frightening. I remember once hui smsed me about 1 question about FOI and I was wondering ask now for what? And she told me she's studying for the test which is like 1 month away. -.-, no wonder you dream about textbooks and your health is declining. Zzzz, want to hit the accelerator hard also can, just know that you have the option of the brakes, you don't want to hit a sudden obstacle and get hit face-first right. Relax man. Life is not all about books and teachers(even though allan had the pleasure of 'interacting' with them 6 times)and test/exams. There is always your TV, computer, games console and the pasar malam which can be found downstairs my block and bedok too I think. Yeah life is good, now I just have to find a way to shut the getai up which is opposite the pasar malam.
If only your test/exams can be like a scenario I watched in a movie during french lecture:
boy1:*psst*hey, we're still friends right?
boy2:*stops his writing* yeah.
boy1:what's the answer for 5+3?
boy2:53.
boy1:*face lights up so brightly*really?
boy2:yeah, 53. *continues writing*
Ok, the answer to 5+3 is 8 btw, for those who don't know. And for those who says that in the end the boy2 gave wrong answer, that's easy, just make sure you are sitting beside a genius who won't deliberately screw you. Simple as pie.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, lest your head explodes from too much studying. The only body part which is supposed to explode is the body which xy's is now quite close to exploding. That's all folks. Relax.Enjoy.Slack.TV, when your head is exploding, think of the R.E.S.T plan. Til then, goodbye, and may your head still be intact when we meet again...
'Chris Benoit is here, and he's really mad. Chris Benoit is here, and he's really ang-ry!' Edge and Christian singing Chris Benoit's theme song
Thursday, February 05, 2009 | 8:39 pm
Oooo Oui! This week's main troubles are over! CS2 summative test and french roleplay overrrr! HAHAHAHA. Oh wait, now counting down to the CS2 interview role play and the main exams. Damn =(
Shall not talk about the CS2 summative test. Nothing much to say. Well, except that when Julian left the room awhile to answer his phone, Ming Xuan whispered in an audible whisper,'psst, who's the secretary?' Lol, everyone's head turned and I saw Julian kept peering through the small window on the door. That sparked a debate between yq and me cause we both had different answers on who is the secretary. In the end when Julian returned, he was like,'Ahhhh, you people ah.' But, he did nothing. Damn, should have just taken out the book and notes to check my work.
But the best is still french roleplay! Not just the roleplay itself but the preparation too. Yq and me was so relaxed at 2plus, we checked soccer news and played viwawa wahjong. Play until 3.30, nerves start to sink in. But yq still watched his snooker video and me watched my Edge and Christian video. In the end around 3.35, can't tahan, must read a bit of the script. We kept reciting our lines to each other. And when we went to biz park around 4+, we were like pros already, we shoot each other with lines fast, to catch the other off guard. One of the ending lines was that I say,'Voila 25 euros-gardez la monnaie.' and his reply should be,'Merci beaucoup, bon journee!' But he amended it as,'kiam sia, bon journee!' I was so shocked at the change that I accidentally threw the orange bottle drink Yq just finished and luckily it landed few tables behind without hitting anyone. It was embarrasing going back to take it though lol. Then biz park as usual played lots of music and I ended up singing remix version of my lines with the tune of the music that was playing. Yq said his lines halfway cause he saw a babe. Hmm, overall a good practice lol, despite the distractions.
When we reached the classroom, Bich was telling us to hurry cause she want to go home quick lol. Fineee. Yq went to put on his apron and I shifted the tables blah blah. Then when Yq showed me the table, he showed me the wrong table, and I told him should be the table near the window cause it's more like the script that writes table near the beach lol. Then of course the cafe storyline says that I ordered coke and pizza with ham and cheese. I get to drink coke during the roleplay woohoo. And our pizza is just a pandan cake. And the menu was the 2007 annual report of Swenson's parent company HAHA. During the whole roleplay, I just drank my coke and ate my pandan cake and spurted out some lines. I messed up some lines. One of my line was to ask,'Qu'est ce que vous avez comme boissons froides?', meaning 'what cold drinks do you have?' However, I mis-pronounced the boissons, instead I said 'poissons' which means poison, so the line became,'What cold poison do you have?' And I promptly ordered coke. Cold poison=coke. True what. What a twist in the storyline. And I accidentally said 'Il femme' instead of 'Elle femme' cause 'Il' is masculine and 'Elle' is feminine. My line from 'My wife' became something like 'My male wife'. Sian-ness. Bich asked me whether I'm gay -.-
Overall, good roleplay I guess. When yq and me walked out of the classroom with me still eating the pandan cake and drinking coke, the other classmates were saying,'How's your ''pizza''?' I said Delicious haha. Although the cheese is moldy, green in colour one HAHA. Bich asked for one piece of the cake as well after our roleplay. So greedy =/, I expect higher marks for my sacrifice of my cake.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Yq screwed 1 of his lines as well. He was supposed to say he work for 3 years in the restaurant but instead he said he worked for 300 years in the restaurant. Chill bro...I know you love the restaurant and all that, but 300 years? Come on man, life has other pleasures rather than for you to spend your 300 miserable lives in a restaurant...if you lived til 300 that is.
'I tried so hard to make all of you to like me. I signed autographs, I took pictures with any who asked for it, I've been a role model for kids and adults alike. Yet all you people care about is the irresponsible, self-destructive screw-up, known as Jeff Hardy.' - Matt Hardy
Monday, February 02, 2009 | 9:14 pm
ZZZZ...today started very erm...hard to say, dunno it's good or bad. Good cause our CS2 test was postponed to thursday instead and I really have not studied it. Bad cause now thursday got both summative test and french roleplay zzzz. Yeah, some classmates were like 'thank god!' for the postponing, while some were like 'DAMNIT!!!!'. They were so anxious to get it over with lol. Too bad, the top management people loves to screw us around.
And I kept sneezing throughout the whole lessons in school. I blame maggie for spreading the flu virus. And my accusation is justified cause when I left to play soccer, I had no more flu, nose back to normal, can play happily. Yup, maggie must have spread all the germs.
Now I have to pray yq has the french roleplay script. Got to practise tomorrow zzz. Why can't the lines be as easy as the one in Tropic Thunder?
'For the benefit of those with flash photography, we offer you a brand new pose for 5 seconds only. We call it...the Honka Honka Edge and Christian.' - Edge and Christian