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Monday, July 21, 2008 | 8:05 pm
feel crap...dun talk to me
Friday, July 18, 2008 | 8:41 pm
oh yeszzzzzzzz, the accpac project is finally done and submitted!!!! now just have to pray tt it gets a decent grade...its 40% u know!!! ppl cry and sweat over it, hopefully something good comes out of it. accpac is seriously one of the world most traumatic, depressing, stressful, problematic, pathetic, tedious, disgusting piece of accounting software. god knows how many times we have to redo the whole damn thing just cause of a posting or wait, even better. a calculation mistake of 0.02 cents !@##$#!@! yes, so to hell with it, accpac is gone hahahahahahaha. shit, i was reminded of socio project now -.-
xiuling had a change of name too! she was doing her peer evaluation and was typing her name and u know how cyper center comps' laggggggggg. so her name was typed as 'nig... xiulong' pls note tt the full sentence of nig... will be too erm racist and insulting so i shall not post the full name. or else i will be jailed. wat a weird name to choose ah? does not sound male nor female. xueli said must trace back to her birth cert or IC and the sex would probably say M/F. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. jkjkjkjk, go sell yr acer stuff if ure reading this ok? dick would probably buy all of them off u =)
law tut was cool too! during the time where everyone was writing their group tut ans, my grp finished fast so i was quite bored. so i asked lyehock hows his manc doing? then from there talk talk talk all bout soccer. im impressed at his thinking. he thinks ronaldinho is useless. how true. but his claim of manc being the best club of the world if thaksin funds in thailand is unfrozen, tt is a piece of crap. he was very happy to remind me again tt they beat manu twice, while i was also happy to remind him tt arsenal beat manc twice and broke their clean sheet record and yq happily reminded me tt we both have no trophies whereas a certain red team has 2(nope not liverpool, they are a bunch of losers as well =)). wtfomfgwatisggon.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | 8:38 pm
imeem sucks....takes forever to delete songs. i tried deleting some of the songs a few days ago and it always pop out the message 'error, please try again later'. so fed up with it. page load so long somemore. why cant they just have something like a checkbox where i can just tick those songs i dun want and just click delete and they will all be gone. saves me so much trouble.
lecs were like...as usual, boring. i was happily munching on my sandwitch during law lec when lyehock was asking a qns. then he was scanning thru the lt looking for his victim to ans his qns. when his roving eyes met my eyes and he smiled, my mind was like racing,'damnit, hes gg to call me, hes gg to call me' sure enough, like lightning struck like tt, he asked,'can tt gentleman happily eating his sandwitch ans wat is an injunction?' ok fine, at least he was decent enough to say im a gentleman which i am anyway...and i just gave him the ans...not so diff anyway...then xueli tried to confuse/stump/make fun of me by writing all sorts of weird old chinese characters but she got stumped instead cause i know every single word she wrote cept for 'draw'. i swear it does not look like tt? just cause my chi standard not so gd does not mean my ancient chi not good hor. dun think i so nice to bully fufufufufufu.
doing accpac project after tt was the bomb. literally a bomb. i thought we finished with accpac so happy slacking until my bro dick was asking bout opening invoices and i realised we had an error bout tt and we already posted it -.- shit, end up have to redo everything from tt point. damn u dickson!!!!! ok, actually i should thank u cause u bought forward the mistake and we will not get lesser marks...but still damn u!!!!! have to redo the damn project while u were playing call of duty in the sch lab somemore. wtf mate?! then when we finally left the lab(nope, accpac not done yet,damnit), we saw 1 guy and we had different opinions on y hes so funny. i thought he walk funny, his arms like swinging around as if he owns this entire planet(course not silly, the owner of this universe is me -.-), while yq and maggie found him funny cause he was wearing his shirt inside-out. then maggie stopped in the middle and wanted to tell me wats so funny bout him and ended up almost/nearly tripping down the slope rolling down like a clown. yes, this shows tt karma DO exist, she wanted to laugh at him she almost became the laughing stock instead. but, thanks to some lucky unforeseen powers tt was in the area, she managed to not trip and still laugh at herself somemore. weirdo. how did i ever create a person like her? back to the drawing board...
Monday, July 14, 2008 | 8:14 pm
yoyo...im back for another update. i finally found the best formula for getting good grades for yr test/exams! good grades as in how u define good, cause some ppl think just a pass is good while some pursue excellence...*shrugs* watever. anyway, u want to know wats the formula?? bet u guys are itching to know right! ok, being the great kind guy tt i am, i shall reveal this long lost secret of the wutai formula for good results. here goes...
...good grades = praying to god
= praying to sebas
ok i shall open my tagboard to any well-wishers who want good grades, i shall bless u fufufufu. ok jkjk, dun take it so seriously...justa appetizer. wat i say may shock u though....
...good grades = listening to negative musics before test/exams
some of u may be like wtf omfg mate?!?! but its true! according to 1 case study of myself(i like studying bout myself, its so interesting), it holds true for last week! cma test was at wednesday so the last song i listened to was 'time to play the game-motorhead' the song is like about u gearing to play the game man! its motivational! but it made me do crap for cma...seeing the cma ans this week just confirms it...maybe the song title should 'time to face the music,babe' more applicable. but but but! before saturday which was the biz fin test, my ipod was being uncool, the last shuffled song it gave me before the test was 'the end is here-alter bridge' -.- i mean like, wtf, just before the test, the ipod gave me a song telling me its the end. how depressing can tt be? but then the test was like...i breezed through it. weird right? or maybe its just the people up like to joke around...my mid sem for biz fin was crap and now they give me good test, cma mid sem was great and now they give me crap paper for test...heaven really have people with a twisted sense of humor...
speaking of humor...no one can beat the best laughs during cma tutorial. yes mr koh hwee jeng or jung is very very funny. he loves to have fun at someone else's expense. today's tut was so easy, i thought i could easily get participation mark for volunteering this one qns bout listing down 8 factors of JIT. so easy right! just listing down and its all in the notes somemore...but tt hwee jung wants to make life miserable for me, keep asking me why for each factor. like how i know! notes only write these 8 factors. i was like just asking the tutor to ans for me LOL. his one example was 'ok, example JIT needs multi-skilled workers. like if this company has a slacker, lets say sebastian(-.-), the other worker can fill in for him.' i mean like wtf man! me slacker?? ok i do agree i am a slacker but such things cannot just openly say wat! very peiseh u know! then i tried to relax during his explaination by sitting on a table nearby and it nearly collapsed -.- everyone could hear the crack crack sound. maggie wanted to tell xy cause the reason behind the near collapsing of the table is due to my weight. however, this is NOT true as shortly after i present, dianne came and she was also like irritated by this tutor so she also promptly sat on the table and she also fell off. yup, its not my weight, its the table's fault...yes...then dianne also gave funny funny ans tt the tutor and whole class all laugh. then when shes done, the tutor said 'ok dianne u can go back now ty' dianne flashed him a smile but once his back was turned her smile became like a very scary face lol. everyone laughed at tt as well. oooo dota coming, i gtg, bb!
Monday, July 07, 2008 | 8:52 pm
hmmmmm....nice weather today....so nice, cool, windy and breezy, with the slightest hint of rain, yet all u can see is the dark clouds and feel the wind and the drizzle. sucha nice weather. ought to celebrate it with a nice sleep but then tt would be a waste of the day, wouldnt it? so i promptly went for the alternative and finished up my pca, biz fin tut, law project and printing of the damn frs (i really regret chucking them to the dustbin). yup, life is good. yw is so dumb. i just told him about something and i repeated it like twice or thrice. then he says damn tt ****(i must protect this guy's identity, hes a close friend =)) then after awhile, he came back in msn and said, 'hey seb, **** really added ****!!!' feel like killing him. i just said tt! hes the one tt miss goh is trying so hard to convey her message, he nvr listens hahahaahahaha. yes yw, u should learn bout the old chinese char of listen. u dunno how it looks like? here, let me show u.
big enough? yes it is, damn yr eyes. ear, eye, undivided attention, and heart.
when we listen to each other carefully we become observers of nonverbal behaviors that reveal what words may not. u knw y u cant listen, because i doubt u have a heart. lol, jk. if anything ure missing, its most probably yr brain, i guess. dun kill me yw, im jk.
another joke, yesterday we went to plaza sing cause my parents wanted to walk around and i just want to digest my heavy lunch. ate so much rice, fish, toufu, egg, sweet and sour pork, my ahma rice and tang yuan with the peanuts=). walk walk walk then my mom suggested tt she bring my sis along to shop while me and uncle go buy stuff in carrefour. so lame, go there buy 2 loaf of bread, somemore 1 of the bread had some prob, cannot process. think the guys in the queue all thinking,' wtf, wat kind of idiots come here to buy 2 loafs of bread and of all the holy bread, u have to pick 1 which is causing so much trouble!!!' yup and i argued bout this with uncle all the way insisting tt we should not have set foot into carrefour in the first place. then my mom and sis appeared out of nowhere and said they bought 2 singlets for me. i said i prefer tee shirt cause i had quite a lot of singlets already. uncle took out the singlets and said tt it would look good if i actually have some biceps and muscles to show. i of course then go on to flex my muscles and asked whether my 30-inch pythons is big enough. tt guy just took a glance, and casual-as-u-might just remarked,' looks more like a pathetic worm to me.' !!#!@##!@2!@@!W!@ arghhhhhhh, i was so pissed! pissed pissed pissed, damnit!
Friday, July 04, 2008 | 9:34 pm
yo~~~im back for another update, didya miss me? bet u guys do, dun have to deny it. anyways, did u see a change in my blog??? nope, the pic is still there, music still same, sucks or not not my prob, but the font is now bigger!!! and u can highlight the text too!!! i have to thank maggie for tt, i didnt know how to amend it, all i know is to write post and put in songs haha. tyty maggie. i nvr knew there are other ppl who also have this habit of highlighting the text while reading; uncle always thought it was weird of me to do so, but now i can finally tell him its just the prob of old age, he cant catch up with the times =)
law today ended on the dot. no thanks to all the buses. i reached the bus stop waiting for bus and the queue is worse than design sch western food 2X. bus just keep coming and going. lyehock said bad things for our law test, so sad =( mcq was so tough, its like asking a girl to make up her mind in 5secs. but at least during law i was quite surprised at a sudden sms. lyn smsed me during class bout a certain entry tt she feel i should delele for my own personal safety blah blah. eh, dun have to worry so much, nth bad will happen, thanks for the concern =). i was so happy also, i thought she in class, midway in class sms me bout this matter. i didnt know they actually had no class and she was in the lab printing notes -.- come to think of it, how else would she know bout the entry if she didnt read my blog? obviously lyn is not in class if she read my blog during tt time right? i feel so sua ku now -.-
oh yea i also promised to thank the 3xls for their help also. now i know wat to do for the purchase return for kmp products. how kind of u all! i wasted 4 hrs in sch doing nth and the only benefit i get is the purchase return and the translation of lyn's blog. lololol ok dun say til like tt, ltr they all beat me up, 1 garfield and chilli padi beating is enough liao. and xueli is getting lamer!!! she becoming like her chinese name liao, snow-so cold brrrrr. she say she learn from yq one. oh no....then 01 got back their cas paper. i asked nxl how much she get. she asked me how much i got first. (counter-offer?) so i said i got 16. she says tt im lying (smart person, at least she knows im lying). ok i improved it to 26 and she happily tells me tt she owns me cause she got 27. then i happily told her in actual fact, i lied and i owned her by 0.5 cause i got 27.5. then lyn just have to interrupt and say tt nxl owned me alot alot of marks in biz fin. this time im not lying, my score for biz fin was a miserable 16/30. it pales in comparison to nxl score. yes...apart from the tigeress, nxl also another one cannot anyhow bully one...i must beware...
Tuesday, July 01, 2008 | 7:12 pm
tml will be getting back biz fin....abit nervous now, hopefully its not as bad as i imagined...but its just so hard to think of anything good for my biz fin paper. oh well, tts tml. today was as usual, 4 hrs straight from 9-1 is no joke, its so damn boring. at least law ended very very early today, not even 1 hr. tt was a plus, when law ends early, u know u received a gift from god. so after eating lunch, yw was saying his friend tuan ann's chalet was very cheap blah blah and they seem to have lots of fun whereas for us got lots of prob and he dunno y. allan explained tt its because of our indecisiveness on things. we nvr plan properly wat to do, and we always fickle, want to do this, then ltr backtrack and its endless like our lunch lol. my explaination is better, i said as anf students, we have to sit down and prepare the financial statements, make sure they reconcile before we can go onto the actual chalet due to controls. after tt, we must inpute this into the computerised system and post to forum for qns and suriya for take about 2 days to reply. and when she replies, u find out tt she asked u a qns instead and u post a reply. and it takes another 2 days. so on and so forth, and when all is done and settled, u still need to appoint a petty cash cashier and we need to conduct regular checks, internal controls u know! yup, thus we always have lots of prob for organising group activites, accountants just tt 'niao'.
then after the lessons, yq waited for yw for their daily activity which is billard, mag wanted to do her apel reflection while i just sit there and do some pca homework. so when yq left with allan and yw, mag in the end could not finish her apel, she decided to walk to tm to take bus there in the name of exercising to burn off the unholy fats. dunno if she accomplished tt, she said she dun feel anything during the walk haha.
have to warn some ppl though, before yq, mag and me went to the place beside mensa where theres computer (i dunno wats the place), we met dianne, jon, marcus and 1 girl. suddendly jon asked mag if she wanted sex and he will charge 50 bucks o.o initially thought he just joking blah blah but then he keep on asking. then dianne asked him,'' y not ask sebastian?' wtf omfg, me??? thankfully he said hes straight and dun do guys, but its kinda weird and shocking he suddendly go asking for such things? eh watever, think he really joking or wat. well, he better be, dun see wat is draining away all his money.