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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 | 11:35 pm
lol, lately i have been eating dinner downstairs at my grandparents' house. so it was just the usual munching, talking, baby crying, blah blah. the presence of sid is not surprising since he has promised tt he would still be here despite his ns duties lol. so he was sharing all bout the rules of the first guard and it sounds so ridiculous. let me try to share it with all of u in a story:
so once upon a time, deep in a forest not very far from here, lies the army camp where the first guards train. they use a buddy system, meaning u will be assigned to a partner for duties. so introducing the characters first,
the terrorist
guard 'A'
guard'B'
so moving on, A is supposed to stand guard near the gate with his gun, while his buddy B will be somewhere near. B's purpose is communication, A and B communicate thru a walkie talkie. so anyway, this fine day calls for an attack. a terrorist decide to pay the singapore guards a visit.
'aiyeeeyahhhhhh!!!' while running to the gate
'holy shit. come in partner B. theres a dumb, mad, malicious, insane, idiotic, moronic, disgusting, dirty, brutal, bottom-feeding, sanctimonious shit of a terrorist coming to bomb us all! instructions pls.' after tt, he point his gun at the terrorist,'now just kindly back off sir, this is a restricted area.'
of course the terrorist just kept running forward, with guard A backing off frantically instead. so after awhile, guard B receives the urgent call and began asking the big boss on wat to do. so big boss thinks for awhile, then says ok nvm kill tt bastard.
'alright, u have permission to kill tt dumb son of a bitch, kill him now!!!'
abit dumb right, after all the time wasted on communicating instructions on wat to do, before A can even shoot, the terrorist would have already reached the place and bombed everything straight to hell. i always thought the camp would be something like this:
oh well, its not. sad. i wonder how am i gg to ask nicely to the enemies to backup cause they are in a restricted area while they are already pointing their guns at me aiming for the kill. lol watever, i can only hope such things will not happen.