Wednesday, December 17, 2008 | 10:44 pm
Ah...I've been reading through some of the blogs and I feel so guilty about the yw part of him baking cakes. The only reason why he suddendly said owww behind was because at that point, I kicked him in the butt. LOL. I was inspired by henry at that time. There was once after badminton, yw tried to do some stunt on henry and he reversed it and kicked yw's butt. Yw shout very loud OWWWWWWWW and chased after henry shouting,'Oi, you really kick so hard! @@@#$!!' So, after introducing to all of you Batista, now I shall introuduce to you an upcoming superstar, Dolph Ziggler.
5 fun facts about Dolph Ziggler:
1)He always starts off with,'Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Dolph Ziggler! =)'
2)Santa must have forgotten about him when he was young and did'nt give him presents, he totally destroyed a Santa impersonator, Santa Claas.
3)Oh yeah, his name is Dolph Ziggler.
4)He first debuted as a member of the Spirit Squad, a team of 5 gays acting as cheerleaders in the WWE. He did'nt make it big, the SS was dismantled soon. And now he came up with this new gimmick of introducing himself every 1 minute. Guess he wants to make sure even if he did'nt make it, all of you would still know his name.
5)His name is Dolph Ziggler =)
Ok, moving on to tips on how to be hated. I always thought this would be easy. I mean, just insult the fans! Like how MVP does it.
'At least I'm MVP, unlike certain MVPs. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Jimmy Wallens. See, I may be in a litttttle bit of a losing streak, but it took you 25 YEARS to finally win something! And when I win, I will be something you will never be. A dynasty! I'm better than you, I'm better than Chase Rollars, and I'm better than all of you in Philly.'
Instant boos man. For a person like Edge, all he does, is to have a real life affair with Lita and be a scripted husband with vicky guerrero. For JBL, he uses his own status.
'And rich people like me, employ people like you(the fans). From the Layfield family, thank you. I love you. Now, as I get my limo back to New York. Don't think I'm going to forget...this backwards, wonderful city. God bless you all, God bless America, and most of all, God bless me.'
Then of course people like Jericho does it, the Jericho way. Self-worship and flaming others.
'All of you are mindless sheeps, you steer to whatever direction you're told to be in. You are easily influenced. You do not have the capability to decide this. Fairly. And you know it's true. And the truth is, I knew I'm going to be the superstar of 2008, because I'm the best in the world, todayyy. All of the liars, cheaters, the hypocrites, you call fans. But John Cena is the biggest hypocrite of all. The pandering, pleasing sycophant, trying to make you all soooo happy, and it makes me sick.'
Ha, but the best is still vicky guerrero. Just 2 words.
'Excuse me!' *booooooooos*
'I said Excuse me!' *even more boooooooos*
Wonder why. How does 'excuse me' makes you more hated, than by being called a hypocrite, a liar, cheater and a sycophant in a regular basis? But...not all hatred is done by saying negative things no. Cena is a prime example.
'Hustle, loyalty, respect. These are the words in which I live by! And goes on talking how he and the wwe universe connects blah blah.'
And Cena is now a hated figure in the IWC(internet wrestling community). 99% I guess lol. Cause of his boring promos, his boring movesets. Since we're talking about cena.
5 fun facts about John Cena:
1)John Cena has a deep relationship with kids worldwide. If you're aged 18 and below, chances are you're a John Cena fan.
2)It is adversely related to adults. If you're 18 and above, chances are, you hate Cena.
3)John Cena likes to rap, but can't rap well despite him having a rapper gimmick. Most of us hate him cause his rapping sucks.
4)Like Batista, Cena has a limited moveset. He does the tilt-a-whirl backslam, you can't see me, 5 knuckle shuffle and the F-U. If all fails, do the STFU.
5)Batista crys and moans for a title shot; HHH fucks Steph(daughter of Vince, boss of WWE) for a title shot, Cena sucks Vince's dick to get a title shot and earn his nickname of 'Superman'.
Still can't get over Jericho's promo about Cena. 'My son became a John Cena fan as well. He would run around my living room saying the champ is here, dad, the champ is here. Then I would pick him up and drop him off at school and he'll say you can't see me dad.' Haha.