Sunday, December 07, 2008 | 2:46 pm
Right...today is sunday...so assuming everyone in AnF are the hardworking, studious kind, all of you should be studying now right?!!? Of course not. I'm one fine example of the different. Listening to music, slacking and watching some DVDs sets the mood for studying man. I have not studied yet don't worry lol. Maybe later. Maybe much later. Since all of you are so apparently stressed up, I have to save all of you now from self-destruction. Won't want your brains to suddendly explode during studies right? For visual aids, just pm me in msn for my wonderful emoticon of exploding watermelon heads. Contrary to what xy says, it's cooool.
I remembered sharing with all of you about this weird student in my french class right? I just remembered. I forgot to add in something else! Here goes.
*Below is a situation where the culture quiz was given out*
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*5 minutes after the quiz is over*
bich: ok class, hand up paper now!
*most of us hands up paper*
boy: erm...eh...
bich: hand up now please!
boy: eh...where to write the answer ah?
bich: *eyes become very big like O.O* what you mean boy???? just circle the correct ans!!!!
boy: oh...oh...yeah.
bich: !@$###!#$
HAHA, whole class was like trying to cover their laughter. I was just thinking,' Oh god, you were given a mcq culture quiz and you don't know how to answer.' Maybe if he was given those quiz where it is like those cloze passage, how is he going to do that?
boy: erm...mrs bich, it's just a _____ only, how to answer?
bich: !@@#!@#!!#@
HAHAHA, sorry I'm just guessing. May not happen. Oh wait, this might happen!
boy: erm...eh...Should I write the answer in french or english???
bich: *vomits blood and fainted*
Above scenario did'nt happen ok. I'm just sayin'.
And apparently, we all started lying at the age of 1, when we have the power of speech. I shall use my cousin as an example. Firstly, he was not allowed to drink apple juice cause he was sick or something. Secondly, his parents were not at home.
cousin: monica(maid), gimme apple juice. Daddy not at home.
monica: NO!
*dad came back home*
cousin's dad: I heard someone asked for apple juice!?!?! Who did that!?!!
cousin: mummy did.
Wow, I don't know how my cousin managed to conjour out his mummy into the picture. This just shows something: If you're not caught, you're not cheating. Someone must have taught him that. Can't be me. I'm a good person.