Thursday, January 29, 2009 | 9:38 pm
29-1-09, the day of dreams, tropic thunder, world-class and the true worth of the phenomenon named Allan Baey.
Dreams:
Man, today I dreamt that liverpool would draw with someone. I should be happy. But the problem is, I was laughed at by the liverpool fans themselves. Wtf? Later on during the day, I found out why. Liverpool did drew with Wigan. But Arsenal also drew with Everton, who drew with liverpool in the previous match. Damn, why are my dreams so accurate today. Maybe I should try to dream of getting $1m. But chances are, I would lose them the minute after I win them. After all, the dream did'nt mention anything about enjoying the 1m.
Tropic Thunder:
This was the main topic throughout lunch, french tutorial and dinner. Can't help it. The lines are so cool, I think I can roughly memorise the entire movie now. Henry's favourite is written on his msn nick. I have many. But my favourite is when Robert Downey Jr try to speak chinese to the vietcong. And who could ever forget how over-the-top Tom Cruise was? He's a patriot. We don't negotiate with terroist, full-stop. *claps*. Now, if I could only memorise my french script...
World-class:
This word described my performance during soccer today, oh yeahhhh. I can go on about the many saves I made and write a book about the 1000 saves of Sebastian Rai. But the coolest is still the one I made when someone shot from far and my view is blocked, the ball just zoomed towards me and I just held 1 hand up and palmed it over the bar and the fence behind lol. It was quite dark somemore. I'm valued at 15m by the players on the pitch. I was applauded by players when I walked past them. I'm world-class, get your cheque books out now. Haha.
Allan:
Ah...this. How shall I start this. You know, I think we may have undervalued Allan. He is really an entertainment icon. Not as good as Edge and Christian nor Jericho nor the Rock nor even Santino Marella but he's funny. He inspires us to play dota, not because he's good, but its because we want to see how he goes and get himself killed first. I asked yw to do a differential analysis on playing dota and doing cma homework and I told him your differential loss if you do cma homework would be huge. Why? Not because of the opportunity cost of the satisfaction of playing a dota game nor the opportunity cost of Sarah's brother sitting on his lap. It's mainly because he won't get to see how Allan gets first blooded and his many jolly rants on why Henry did'nt take the rune, Seb did'nt help him tank, yw did'nt go help him in bot or why the enemies keep on targetting him. Is it a mystery? I thought everyone would aim for the weakest first lol.
Playing a dota game - $5 of electricity bill
Having the air-con on while playing - $3 of electricity bill
Having Allan as a team-mate - Priceless
For everything that has a worth in the world, there's always Allan, whose value is theoretically worthless.
'Uh...farm? Here's my mother f**king farm! *bam,bam,bam,bam!* I'm a land-farmer, mother f**ker!' - Robert Downey Jr as Nick Laziris in Tropic Thunder