Friday, January 02, 2009 | 5:28 pm
Ah...I have received several comments about my blog being boring now...with the center of attraction being Chris Jericho. Why? Why is that? He is one of the most entertaining guy in the world. Never mind. As the news editor in the movie 'Superman Returns' said,'Only 3 things sells: Gossip, Sex and Superman. Since you can't do gossip and sex, you do Superman.' I'm not going to post pictures of babes and hunks here of course, I bet the guys have their private links to such things and Yq for one has a very good link to a blog lol. And well...Superman has nothing to talk about. Maybe if you make Allan run around the school with a cape and his underwear outside his pants, I would consider posting about Superman...but now, nah.
So what, left with gossip. Tsktsk. Ok, start with what. Hmmm, how about lunch time, when we were talking about how slow maggie eats, she cuts french fries into small pieces and eat them piece by piece, and I was wondering whether she would do the same to her noodles. In the end, the last to finish her food was nxl.
Next, we move on to xl after lunch. They were all talking about the driving test all that and we talked about driving the car. So xl should be happy; she's bound to pass. I mean look at her would-be grades for driving a car test:
Starting: 7/10
Moving: 0/10
Stopping: 10/10
Safety: 10/10
See, a 27/40 pass! How does the above mentioned grades come about you ask? It's really simple; you see, when the test starts, the car won't move. Cause, xl can't reach the accelerator thus she and the instructor would be in the car motionless for 10 mins. So she can start the car but can't get the car to move, thus 0. Since the car is not even moving, stopping is no problem, full marks. Safety, well, she's damn safe, the car is not moving, how to get into accidents! Unless she suay some other training cars hit her, then I dunno. Oh yeah, and we talked about how nxl won't fail her driving theory test since Dickson will hack the computer for her and key in the correct answers. What an advantage over the other students. So unfair!
Then, nxl went to Tampines Stadium to meet her friend, so she and I walked there. Now I know how to calculate when would nxl arrive if ever there's a meeting. There are 4 stages:
Stage 1 - She would say she is going.
Stage 2 - She would then reply then previously she said she's going, not reaching. Wait somemore.
Stage 3 - She would say that she's reaching and she can see a landmark nearby.
Stage 4 - Yay, finally reached.
But these stages won't apply if the person she's meeting is Dickson. Dickson have to go over and fetch her instead haha.
And, anything with soda is bad, unless it's ice cream soda. I bought this drink in a mama shop and it's called air soda. Thought what drink I try and it's just some soda water. It taste like....nothing. And that's what makes it horrible. Can't believe I managed to drink all of that. Arghhh.
'If you're not caught, you're not cheating.' - Eddie Guerrero