Thursday, February 19, 2009 | 4:19 pm
Alright people. I have good news and bad news. Good news is: I have finally found out who possesses my long-lost CMA tutorial thanks to shiyu. She was right, it was Allan who had it lol. Ah, that's good, cause I could get my beautiful work tomorrow to gaze at its beauty. But...the bad news is...exams are starting...tomorrow! Oh wait. That's good news. Cause we can quickly start on the exams, and at the end of those, it's holidays! Oh wait. It is bad news...cause have not really prepared well for it, take exams tomorrow will = MEGA SUPER DUPER EXTRA GRADE AAA BIG GIGANTIC DISASTEROUS DEATH. Why so much adjectives? Cause exams are leveraged guys...leverage. I think I'm going mad soon.
But why should'nt I? I did some papers, initially did'nt do so well for the MCQs, but the last one I did was pretty good so no troubles there I hope, although I'm still kinda apalled at the 11/20 grade for my CMA paper that I tried yesterday =( However...the long questions killed me even more! Either I missed out some steps of the calculations or it's the damn theory that causes me problems left, right and center. And some of the calculations in the various key answers make no sense. Weird. But I'm doing a good job if I have to say so myself. At least I won't fail. I think. Perhaps I should re-do another paper. Get some confidence boost and let the theory sink into the head. Kinda like sleeping on top of your notes and hoping the letters make their way through your forehead and into your brain. How cool is that? Or how about this? You know sometimes if you stare at someplace long enough, sometimes you get fuzzy and your sight become blurred and you are like dazed? How about, you stare at the exam paper right before you, and if you stare hard enough, the answers will like come in blurred form in front of you. Like you keep staring at the blank space at the OMS sheet and you somehow see the option A being shaded. It will be somewhat like time value of the options yeah. You hold til expiry hoping against hope that the CSP will drop below the Exercise price(for call) but you know it's not going to happen. I mean, if you really happen to see one of the options being shaded black, it's most probably that you are seeing an ant resting on your OMR sheet through your blurred vision. And don't do that. Cause you only got like 2 hours? So...the best bet is always to like pretend your neck is aching, and you turn your head and glance at the answer your partner has written down. Of course if you got someone sitting besides you that has a F for FOI, don't do that as well lol. One guy die is good enough, don't have to voluntarily accompany that person into the depths of hell.
Oh, and if you did the methods as mentioned above and you did'nt get the desired grades? Don't blame me. Blame the person sitting beside you, blame the tiny handwriting that he/she has, blame the lousy eyesight you have, but most importantly, blame yourself for unable to do the question yourself in the first place. Tata.
'You were all wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You were wrong, you were wrong, you were wrong, you were definitely wrong, you were wrong, hey kid, you know what? When you grow up...you're going to be...WRONG! Each and everyone of you here were 100%...WRONGGGG!' - Edge