Tuesday, February 24, 2009 | 2:30 pm
Hello, now 2 papers are down, and only the last paper is standing in our way to freedom! Free of being chained down to stacks of books, pile of notes, bunch of classwork and tutorials, set of past year papers, and of course the notorious DAMN RING TONE! I shall leave the issue of calling later bah. Firstly, I must thank yw for asking me how to do 2 questions in mcq cause the exact same questions came out for the test and well, saved me some time in just writing the answer straight. But it's as if I needed the extra time anyway lol. Even with the 2 free marks, the whole mcq in general is horrible. It's like you can feel you're being screwed when I read the mcq section. I did'nt even get to read the Section B cause I was stuck at reading mcqs, how pathetic is that? But ah never mind, mcqs exist to either give us free marks, or let us exercise our luck. So I chose option b. Hopefully it will reap dividends.
And Lyn I read your blog and thank you for the award. Yes, I humbly accept this 'prestigious' award of best source of entertainment and I will hopefully continue this marvellous feat. Firstly, I would like to congratulate myself for having sucha wonderful, intelligent and humorous mind. Notable mentions also goes to my mom and dad, because without them, there is no me and the world would be a much sadder place(imagine a world full of allans omg!). Also have to thank great entertainers like Chris Jericho, Edge and Christian for the inspiration, Allan for being the great big joker that he is. I am very pleased and honoured to be able to entertain all of you since every one of you lead such sad lives. But in life, there are winners...and there are losers. Thank you all.
And now for this last section, since sy request for more, I shall try...Let's see...who did I missed out. Hmm, here goes:
*********Back to chemistry guys, what happens when you add 1 tube of Allan(to be more specify, a phone call) with another reactive chemical?***************
If Allan calls...
Guys:
Yongwen, he would answer allan back and assure him that his answer is perfect cause he is Lim Yong Wen, god damn it! Even when yw is in doubt, yw always assume his answers is right. (I know I wrote bout yw previously, this is the edited version)
Ruicheng, he would tell allan that he would buy him cai fan if he would just stop calling him.
Hiuching, think she will get seriously irritated and have that big angry eye stare and scold allan and promise him a world of hurt when they see each other again. Oh and she would remind him to go to the next event of whatever cca they joined. IG?
Shiyu, Whoa this one is hard to tell. She is so difficult to make her angry. Hmmmm. Think she would do avoidance, tell allan she dunno, and hang up, end of story yay. I bet after she hang up, she have this big happy smile on her face cause she just got rid of allan. Yeah, and later say Seb is dumb cause it's so easy to get rid of allan zzz.
Maggie, ha! She will probably be so stressed by him, as if she's not stressed enough, she will later eat 5 packets of maggie mee to appease her anger.
Xiuling, she will tell allan that xueli knows the answer and tell him to call her instead bb.
Chia Hui, I think she will probably die of stress and irritation. Then she will be a zombie! Wait, she's a zombie already. Is there anything deader than a zombie?
That's all. I'm not going to change yours, lyn, cause even if you don't kill him, I think you would at least kick his balls so hard that it's all smashed up. That's mutilation man, physical torture. Sicko.
'Me!?!?! I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. You dude don't even know which dude he is!' Robert Downey Jr as Kirk Laziris in Tropic Thunder