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Saturday, February 28, 2009 | 6:42 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL I was so bored and I was just blog hopping until I realised that holidays are not really over for some of you huh. Still got FTT things like that? AHAHAHAHA, suggest you stay out of my blog cause I'm going to make you all wince and cry behind your FTT books.
Hey hey, what does this sign means?
What do you mean you don't know, it's not in the book!?!? It's so obvious! It's a sign telling you to stop and wait for authorisation to allow you to continue cause the road ahead has erm...very heavily guarded military secret.
How about this sign?
What do you mean you can't any picture? The picture is so crystal clear man! Are you stupid? Are you dumb? You think you can bluff the examiner and say I dunno the answer to your question cause I don't see the question?!?!?! Seriously man. I shall throw you a lifeline then. This sign shows that the road ahead has an invisible barrier and idiots who attempt to ride past it shall crash. Remember to thank me when you all aced your tests...
Hey wait. FTT is not a test asking you about theory isit? It's about car driving? Then forget about the above signs then. As if we ain't have enough signboards to worry about, the examiners won't go add 2 new ones to stump you. Then, here arises another problem. How the hell is someone like xueli going to drive HAHAHAHAHA. Leg extension? Or the examiner drive for you while you give him instructions on how to drive. Or the car you're driving is radio-operated. Haha. Just kidding. Don't go stretch yourself to make yourself grow taller. Drinking 10 glasses of milk per day won't help too =/. So erm, don't go crashing into other cars yeah. Examiner's life very precious hahahahaha.
And on a sidenote. Yw you look damn retarded in those photos HAHAHAHAHAHA.
'But to be politically correct with our pose, we need to know. Are you like a midget or something?' - Christian