Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | 9:23 pm
It's been a while. But, I have been bombarded with problems after problems ahhh.
My computer and monitor is not spoilt, phew! It's only 1 RAM and my graphic card that was spoilt. Took quite a while to figure out the damn problem. At first uncle just replaced the faulty RAM with another RAM, no problem. The big problem is, that since my graphic card is not working, he has to use a crappy version on the motherboard and it's really crap! Even facebook games were laggy. Then after like 3 days finally got a replacement card and most games can play now but I CAN'T PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD DAMN IT. Think it's because my computer is only a single core processor...It's not as if I can't play it...just that when I enter the campaign, I can hardly see myself or my team members. How to play? !@#!@$@# Hopefully, this would convince uncle to upgrade my computer. A great guy like me deserves a great computer anyway.
And erm, I thought I was the most cocky guy around. Turns out, I'm wrong. Yong wen deserves the honour. And his arrogance really is quite funny. At first in viwawa wahjong he won with I think what, 5 tai? Then he very happy kept on playing then played Big 2.5 with us. Then the last game he thought he won it. He stood up and saluted us and began hailing himself as the champ, but erm, he forgot to throw out his last card, so the system labeled his as AFK, and his turn was skipped, and then allan went on to win leaving yw with a WTF face gaping. It's comparable with many situations, here's some:
In football, yw went clear on goal with only the open net but when he took the ball right at the goal line then tried to be funny and crawl down and head the ball in, he slipped and his hand touched the ball, thus the ref blew for a foul and yw was shown the red card. =(
In basketball, yw stole the ball and went on an amazing run and was about to lay it up but somehow tripped over his own shoelace and the ball bounced out of play. =(
In running, yw raced clear over everyone. He deliberately lie down before the finish line, but accidentally fell asleep. =(
In swimming, yw was as usual, going to be the first but then a chiobu walked past and yw kept staring at her and accidentally gulped too much water and in the end, became last. =(
In badminton, his opponent made a rash of a return ball and yw has the simplest of chances to either 1)smash it real hard or 2)tap a soft easy ball over the net. He did neither as his racket hit air and the shuttlecock landed onto his head. Ouch =(
And the last story about yw is that you don't cross him, he's mean when he's ANGRY. One taxi driver could relate to that. Yw was telling us that during a CS2 interview he forgot to bring his tie and asked JH to lend him one. But JH need to leave school soon so he asked yw to hurry up and take a cab to school. Even though yw was already on a bus, he still needed to wait for 69 so he just alighted quickly and waited for a cab. Heaven made fun of him, he saw 69 just zoom past, taxis also zoom past without stopping for him, and the weather WAS HOT! So when yw finally flagged down a taxi, he was already considerably pissed. When the driver asked him for directions to TP, yw told him to go on straight then turn right. The driver took it upon himself to coach the younger generation about manners. He told yw that the proper way of saying it is ,'Go straight and PLEASE turn right.' This was the trigger that was to set of a bomb in yw's head. No, he did'nt plummel the driver, luckily, but he just shot off a load of vulagarities I think. Think like ,'KNN,I PAY YOU TO DRIVE ME TO TP NOT TO ASK FOR ENGLISH LESSON. I WANT LEARN I LEARN IN SCHOOL, DUN NEED LEARN FROM YOU, YOU F**KER.' The taxi driver learnt his lesson and just drove on quietly...It's a great way to relieve stress just before CS2 interview. Release out all the frustration and anger inside now, better than during interview the teacher put you in a tight spot and you explode in there. Yes, it's like Yong Wen 3:16 tells the taxi driver,'Do your f**king job!'
'Do your job!' - Chris Jericho