Tuesday, April 07, 2009 | 12:16 am
Hey N.Korea just launched a missile. So...does this means the world will end up like a video I posted some time ago? You know, the one with the famous 'WTF, mate?'. Wait, I bet you guys don't know. I don't think any of you takes anything I post here seriously anyway. Maybe it's cause these events are from somewhere further away, you think it won't affect you. Fine, how's this for a change? Someone died while eating rojak from a Geylang food stall. And erm, I think around 100 more are now in hospital due to food poisoning from the same food, from the same stall. Better be careful of what you eat yw, since you frequent that place often. And someone from pasir ris died. Apparently she slipped when she was trying to retrieve her bamboo pole. How's that for distance then? Do I have your attention? Obviously not. Maybe I should write about ManU dramatic late win then people like Dick and Allan will flood my tagboard about the greatness of ManU (come let's sing glory glory United!) Arrrrpshhhhh. Eh, let's not leave out what yw may write. He would write about how lucky ManU was, and Chelsea will still be Champions. But if I write about football, those female viewers won't even tag my board, or if they do, they would express their utmost dissapointment at a post that has no entertainment value to them whatsoever. See, that's the heavy burden I have, having to search all corners of my brain looking for something that would appeal to all.
So to those of you who hoped against all hope that something epic would be posted around now, well, sad to say, hope is the first step to dissapointment. Nothing to talk about. But we do have lots of world leaders now that are very angry and wants to take action againt N.Korea. But we all know speech never always amounts to action. They are just going to talk about how N.Korea should be punished and comes out with numerous punishments but at the end of the day, Obama and the N.Korean president will shake hands and give each other a pat in the back and flash their toothy grin of theirs. What happened to the animosity of the past? Well, they will put it down and say it's for the sake of world peace my friends. Yay.
And anyone knows when school is reopening? I got no clue. Is it next week? Can someone just tell me? I almost thought I missed 1 week of school already cause someone in msn told me she's studying in the school lab on one fine weekday. Holy shit, school term have not even started.
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