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Sunday, May 24, 2009 | 9:39 pm
I always knew that I'm a entertainer, a fun guy. Never knew it could come back and shoot me back in the foot. Now I'm asked to update my blog just cause I didn't update in the usual Mondays and Tuesdays. You know, quantity
And I remember there was a movie named 'Girls eat Boys'. Got such movie right? If I recall correctly, it's about zombie girls eating boys. Dunno why they have a preference for boys, but...whatever. I think both Dick and Nxl watched too much of that movie. What was just a simple 'what to eat' question by someone, Dickson emphatically replied with a 'EAT ME! EAT ME!' I bet Nxl was licking her lips(Yummy!).
But the worst was the smallest one. That Txl very funny. Think she can qualify to stay in that wonderful chalet in Hougang. First tell me that I'm so lame, always eat the egg sushi whenever I eat sushi, then she herself admitted that she eats those sushi with only the crab meat and corn. At least the egg sushi taste better. Then to better her remark, I asked her why are they coming with us for lunch when they were already at the bus-stop. She told me to ask her leg. Fine, so I lamely asked her leg why and she lamely used her leg to reply 'I dunno, hahahahaha.' Both Allan and her can talk to each other legs on their way to the Hougang chalet. I bet Allan would, at one point, offer her leg a Zooland biscuit.
And next if for the football fans. So if you people who aren't interested, you could just leave already...although you probably won't. I could make people interested in things that they were originally not interested in, that's how good I am. Anyway, saw this great picture and a great line to describe it. Geordie fans or the Toon army won't be happy about it.
Which way to Blackpool?
Haha, your time is up, Newcastle losers! And Lyn, those 2 are football managers, not ballet dancers. They are not doing en pointe or whatever you call it. Or maybe they were, perhaps their legs were up but the photo cut them off. In any case, don't be jealous.
'I've noticed, that the WWE is beginning to look like the animal kingdom. I mean, Vickie Guerrero, she looks like a pig! And Vladimir Kozlov, he looks like Uncle Sam's bald eagle!' 'That's easy Fiz! You look like a Jackass!' - Santino Marella