Monday, May 04, 2009 | 8:00 pm
I've forgotten whatever I wanted to post earlier, so never mind, I'll try to recall as I go along. Today's lecture started almost the same as the period where we had the SARS problem. Temperature check. Except that this one is slack. I just put a thermometer in my mouth, got my readings, but the teacher just walked past like that lol, without asking for temperature, just some random asking to some random people. Next time think I shall just try sticking a lollipop or an ice cream stick in my mouth. Think it will work.
Today's BC so easy. Like E-maths. Even the limits thing was easy. Better than the Fog/Gof thing, which I understand nothing. Allan just quickly fill in the blanks himself and try to finish the POT tutorial for next week. Then he kept glancing to the middle of the LT, back row for inspiration, even though one BIG company is sitting also on the middle but right at the front side. Cheating on his asset while his asset is present. That require guts. Especially when that company is one that has a strict policy of destroying anyone that has the name 'Seb', writes about the company's internal affairs, and basically anyone that resembles *me*. Wonder what I did wrong. I'm such a nice guy.
Then during lunch time, Xy thought Henry, Yq and me are crazy, cause we were laughing a lot. Not going to reveal anything, cause information IS POWER! Anyways, it's not because of that lah haha. You want to know, maybe tomorrow BC lesson can reveal a bit. But Henry's words does concern me. Telling Xy a rumor, that rumor will spread very fast. Like swine flu. So Xy=swine? Then she said that if she's a swine, I'm also a swine. Got such thing? Like that I also can say if I'm a swine then she's a mega duper super ultra omega ultimate big gigantic enormous fat overweight obese immense *gasp for breath* swine. Don't oversleep and miss tomorrow's BC tutorial piggy.
The CRA tutor was funny. She was at a point, rushing, cause she thought that there isn't enough time to finish the lecture. Then when there's a few slides left, she realised there's still so much time. So she said that she should slow down. Omg, she's making full use of the 2 hours. Of CRA lecture. It's like getting stuck in a locked room with 1 window and a monk chanting buddhist chants throughout the 2 hours in the robotic droning voice. Can you imagine that?? Nah, most probably you all can't. Betcha all love CRA lecture. We love CRA lecture, yipeeeee! It's filled with joy, FRSes, Acts, definitions, subsidiaries, journal entries, happiness, wooo wowwww, that's what we love, we love CRA yay, SHUT UP. It's getting worse than the Barney's song.
Then my mom just had to remind me of my pranks in Primary 4. See, when I was in Primary 4, it was like a new class with some of my old friends. Then got this moron, dunno why likes to hang around and keep on talking about some stuff to me. Once, I got so fed up that I promptly head-butted him. You know what he did? He was like, OWWWWWW...hey, that head-butt is like what Sakuragi does in the Slamdunk comics. Cool huh! WTF??? I thought he was going crazy so I head-butted him twice more and he still kept coming back and talk as if we were close pals when we were born like that. Then I dunno what came into me. When the class left for assembly, I went behind him and took off his shorts.(I'm not gay ok, at that time, it was one of the most devastating attack to do on an enemy. If it didn't drive him away, nothing will) You know what I saw?? No, it's not his naked butt, thank god. I saw him wearing lacy underwear, and with (WTF)powerpuff girls picture at the back of the underwear. You know, after the powerpuff girl episode they always say,'And so, the day is saved, thanks to...THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!' then the 3 girls will do some pose. THAT EXACT SAME POSE. Then some guys who were there were laughing throughout the journey to the assembly area and of course I laughed. Couldn't help it. That guy was so angry, he wanted to report me to our form teacher. But, guess what? He couldn't. Cause how is he going to tell the teacher? 'Cher, Sebastian pull my pants off and the guys saw my...my...my...POWERPUFF GIRL UNDERWEAR WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!' Think he can't think of a way to tell the teacher so I was let off. And of course, he left me alone. If he still kept on pesturing me...eh, God knows what I'll do in my Pri 4 days. He should be thankful I did that when the girls left. Who knows how much more humiliating it would get for him if the girls see him wearing their type of underwear??? Looking back, my youth was so...fun. I remember my mom told me I was wielding a chair during my first days in Kindergarden. Ahhhh.
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