Monday, June 29, 2009 | 5:55 pm
Nothing much to blog about...just that 2 incidents:1)my wallet 2)soccer match
I was feeling why so weird, my butt felt a bit...lighter than usual while walking home with Hen. Then I patted my hand on my back pocket and realised that my wallet was not at its usual place. People must be thinking I'm crazy or gay cause I kept patting my back pocket. In the end since we were near KFC, I tried going there and ask whether was there any returns of a wallet, even though I felt that my wallet is in the LT. Yup, KFC didn't have my wallet, walked back to school, went into the LT, which was not closed cause there was going to be a lesson soon and somehow found it lying happily on the edge. Money and cards all intact, double happiness. This is a victory for the kind-hearted a.k.a me.
Then Hen decided that we should walk the other route home, the route which passes the field. Then while walking there we saw the youth team football match. Damn funny too. Especially the Iran players. They were falling down hysterically(AHHHHHH~)and rolling on the floor as if they got knocked down by some 300 pound monster. When the referee gave them a free-kick I was wondering if the diver would be ROFL-ing instead. Such lame dives. And like goals galore. Stood there for a while and we saw 3 goals. And Iran was dominating. Shows how resilient the Chinese are.(FOR CHAIRMAN MAO!)Then the coach was even more funny. Obviously we don't understand what the Iran coach was shouting, but we sure as hell could understand the chinese coach.
'GEN JIN TA! KUAI KUAI KUAI!' Hen claimed that he heard the coach scolded one of his players 'Ji Bai' too. Haha. Can imagine it now. The defender made a mess and caused Iran to score. The coach got so infuriated, his fat, bulbous head about to explode, and he stormed into the field shouting expletives towards his bulking defenders,'NI KAN SHA?!?!? BU JU KAN JIN TA?? KOU TA JIAO MA! TA MA DE, NI SHI GE JI BAI!' Then I assume that the Iran's strategy would go into something like,'Brothers. We stand here now against the Republic of China. We must win and take what's rightfully ours, the Youth Cup. We will win, by hook or by crook, dive if you must, charge to the enemy if you need, we...the GLA will reign supreme! ALLAH AK BAH!'
Chuckling to ourselves after hearing some of the China coach's outburst, we left. Hen hoped for an Iran win; me, I have no preference. The only problem I had was that the announcer is a slacker! When Hen and I arrived at the field, we were clueless about the score. Then when China surprised Iran with a counter-attack and scored, some weird samba like music started playing but it also somewhat sounded chinese-like, the announcer announced the goal-scorer's name and the score now stands at 1-0...1-0. Even repeated herself. Then when Iran scored back, the score suddenly changed to 1-2. Both Hen and I were momentarily taken-aback, but the confusion soon cleared when the police officer nearby told us that prior to the Iran's goal, it was 1-1, so obviously the announcer was sleeping and made a wrong announcement. Slacker.
'And here's your winneeeeeeeer...the NEWWWWWWW unified tag team champions...Edge and Chris...Jerichooo!' - Announcer