Friday, July 31, 2009 | 5:11 pm
Hi all! I'm almost fully recovered now, just left with the sore throat but it's not as painful as yesterday anymore. Even swallowing saliva hurts. Didn't want to cough at that time too. So thank you all for your concerns and blessing to all of you, and to those who could care less, god bless you, cause I certainly won't.
Ok, finally done the many many corrections of the resume as per Mrs Teo instructions and now just see whether whatever company wants it is satisfied or not. Even if it doesn't go through, I'll still get a place for SIP, not to worry now. Hopefully can be somewhere in Tampines, preferably around Tampines Mall, CS, T1 that area. If that's the case, that would be wonderful, and I do deserve it too. I can see it now:Every weekday mornings, I get up at 7.30, thinking what a crappy day it is to start work, wash up, then realise that about 80% of you people are already in a bus/MRT travelling to your workplace while I'm still at home preparing to go to work. Haha. Later the situation switches for us both, shit, better don't jinx it here.
BC test, obviously as I expected was a fail. And after seeing the solutions and all that, it seems so easy now that I wonder how I failed in the first place. Ok, I know I screwed up the properties of log, but it's not my fault same log base can't be cancelled out now is it? I was happily cancelling them and my answer gave me an exact 1.5 and I was happy and apparently, Mrs Oh was happy too as she just easily gave me a 0. 1 part b I also know how to do, I know the law, but apparently, writing down the law wasn't enough and Mrs Oh thought so too and she happily gave me a zero again. Kinda sets the tone eh, having the first page of the test with zeros. Obviously it wasn't enough for her and she added another zero to qns2, but this one really is a fiasco for me, I totally did the wrong thing there, trying to use product rule on integration. Only the last 2 pages gave me a glimmer of hope but of course nope, not enough, still fail. Only way I could pass was get full marks for the last 2 pages anyway and that was impossible, no thanks to half-integration, half-differentiation(dunno what I was thinking) and the damn 'prove the minimum' rule thing. Luckily, it's only 5%. Yay, I feel so happy now.
Then on Thursday, Mrs Lew came to my desk giving me back the tax paper and she got this damn black/murderous looking face and I was thinking 'oh shit, not tax now'. Then I took back the paper and found it so...different from mine. My handwriting is not very big, and furthermore, the name written on the paper was 'Dickson Phua'. I kindly informed her of her mistake. Turns out, she thought Dickson was I, and Sebastian is Dickson. I got back my true paper and no black face this time, it was great, not as great as Sy's one, I heard that from Yw, btw. You suck. Stop calling me monkey, you yellow mustard piece of banana. So congratulations on your 46/50, people are bound to get lucky once in a while, and you suck again. Noob.
'Sacremento, I won't stay. But I'll sure to come back, when the Lakers beat the...Kings in May!' - The Rock
Wednesday, July 29, 2009 | 10:49 pm
I don't feel good at all lately...suffering from a combination of fever/flu/headache/sore throat and muscle aches. Headache like those metal music, those heavy drums, my head throbbing with the beat. Then I try to lie down and sleep but my body will then suffer from hot and cold. Sore throat is the worst, everytime I cough, my chest hurts like hell. Just this morning I spat out some flam and it was red, not the typical gooey yellowish-green colour. This means that I've been overworked; must rest, yes.
But panadol helps a lot. Now headache is almost gone, sore throat don't feel as sore though the coughs still hurt a lot. Should not have eaten too much durians. Must ah...exercise restrain next time.
Then I was so shocked, Mrs Christine Toh send me a mail asking me to send her a copy of my resume to her by tomorrow for SIP. I can't find the copy which I've done last year, so have to re-do whole thing and it looks crappy. Ah...whatever, dunno why out of the blue ask me for a resume anyway...
'Arrest him, he's guilty of stuffing 7 chicken McNuggets straight up his ass!' - The Rock
Friday, July 24, 2009 | 10:40 pm
Hi. I could imagine it now: Thousand of you people screaming for updates, cause that's why each of you come here for, new source of entertainment. I don't think I'm funny anymore too tbh, nowadays my updates tend to drag longer, I just say things that come to my mind, it's like presenting you with a plain powerpoint slide with no animations, colours, nothing at all, just plain text. Come to think of it, that's basically how I've been writing my stuff anyway, don't get how you people could find it remotely funny. Weirdos.
But that does not mean that my posts are no longer funny, you people should stop reading. Reading is good. My posts enlighten, they teach, and you people bloody hell learn. Yeah. So, the long awaited movie of HP finally came, Hen and the rest wanted to watch it but due to unfortunate circumstances and obstacles, they could only watch it on Wednesday. Funny, Hen told me the main reason why he wanted to watch it is because of Dumby's death, and when the scene showed his death, he told he felt sad. But it confirms it then, this HP movie really is a theory movie, Hen told me all the action were at the last part. Haha, so basically the first 2 hours of the movie was talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah, kissing, kiss, kiss, fly around in brooms, run, run, run, talk, talk, talk then finally 'Expelliarmus!', 'Stupefy!', 'Avada Kadavra!'. Yawns. No wonder Hen looked so tired in Tax tutorial.
And reading Xy's post, I realise something. You people tend to associate the term 'emo' with quiet. Why? I remember sometimes I just sit in the lecture hall, stare at the screen and keeping my mouth shut, people were pointing fingers at me and declaring that I'm 'emo'. Bloody hell. Is it because quietness = depression? I feel like slitting my wrist now bawhwagawd. Funnily though, I bet none of you would complain if someone like, let's say, Bay, kept his mouth shut. Sure you people would feel weird and all, but let's face it, you guys would be celebrating. Then why doesn't people call Hui an emo kid when she was in year 1? Instead the word 'shy' was thrown around. Thus, the conclusion I formed is:
(Usually)Happy and bubbly people who suddenly become quiet are suffering from 'emoness' and depression.
What a crappy assumption.
And I was called 'emo' a few times too zzzz. Guys, you want to know how an emo kid usually looks like? Go to google, type the word 'emo kid' into the search box, click on images, and search, viola. Now, picture me in your mind. DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING EMO KID TO YOU, DUMBASSES?!?!?! HUH, HUH?! I look more like Hercules if you ask me. I feel like cutting myself, gawd!
And while studying for BC(unsuccessfully) test on Tues, I found out something. You know there's a saying that 'the enemy of my enemy is a friend.' Now, let's assume enemies are negative in nature, and friends are positive in nature.(makes sense too right?) Now, applying the law of exponents and Sebby's Law of addition, we get:
-1X-1=+1 (enemy of enemy is friend)
-1X+1=-1 (enemy of friend is enemy)
Quite cool huh. Kinda like out of the box thinking. Only great people like me could accomplish that. But it didn't help at all for the BC test. I thought the log base could all be cancelled and I didn't know qns 2 required substitution...
I seriously feel like putting a 'hits count function' into my blog. Uncle likes to brag about his amazing increase in hits per day in his blog. I kindly pointed the fact that while his hits counter is soaring, his comments sadly, remained zero. Meaning, that people just click the link, found that it's crap, and exited. People comments when they genuinely care, like how all of you like to spam my tagboard, same principle really.
Ok, I gtg. I know you people still want more, can't get enough of me, but I got better things to do. Bye, on your feet, and rally up!
'Koh Hwee Jung reminds of you.' - Shiyu (-.-)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009 | 10:30 pm
Yes, all test completed...fast forward to holidays...engaged...NOT!! Dick had to rudely interrupt the fine moment of enjoyment and 'kindly' informed us that the exam timetable is out already and the exams will be upon us in about a month. Thanks, Dick, we reallllllly needed that, as if we have not enough studying in our lives.
Tax test was extremely funny. You see people practically pouring their souls into their notes, feverishly reading and taking in all the information. Hell, the lecture for CRA was half-empty too, where's the other half? Studying tax obviously. In the end the test itself was much easier than the class test revision that was given to us. I find that extremely funny. Won't be funny though, if my test result ends up like crap.
BC test was a catastrophe. Before that, I nicely walked to the area where Hen, Bay and the rest gather while waiting for the lesson to start. And, as usual, some itchy hands fellow took my IPod AGAIN. Obviously not interested in what I'm listening to, she wanted to blast the volume loud loud to hurt my poor eardrums. I thought I was smart, I changed the language to French before-hand, and when Hc took the IPod and tried to sabotage it, she didn't know where to start cause she don't understand it. Haha, but in the end she managed to find the volume controls not because she's smart, but because the french word for volume limit was volume maxima? Or something like that, very simple for anyone to know also. Maybe I should switch it to Deutch...
And why was BC test such a disaster? Eh, it looked weird. My first page was completely the same with Yq haha. We both thought for 1a), we can just cancel out all the logs and our answer is 1.5, but of course we're wrong. 1b), we both did the same also. We didn't bother to Ln the whole thing and dunno do what again, we just straight away write e^x^5 so on...and that proves the answer. Qns 2 I have no idea substitution was needed. I thought it looked like those normal simple find the m and then the equation thing. My answer ended up a little....too simple. Qns 3 was ok, I hope. 4, eh, whatever. Hopefully a pass? Even if fail, can always use the age-old excuse of: Bah only 5% nia, who cares! Win-win situation, if you ask me.
The worse thing that happened during BC test was not my inability to solve the questions, it was some other...incident. Suddenly half-way got some music being played and I found it awfully familar. I thought it sounded like Scream - Adelitas Way and I was wondering since when did another person had a similar taste in music like me. Then slowly I began to realise that the music was coming out from my pockets. Then again, I was wondering since when I uploaded any songs from Adelitas Way into my HP except for 'Invincible'. Then, of course, it was so obvious. The damn music was playing from my IPod. Have to fiddle with it to finally shut it off. The tutor was like smirking, maybe she thought the music sucks. Not the first time someone thought that way as well anyway. But how in the bloody hell did my IPod just...switched on by itself? And after being switched on, it played my music by itself??? I'm so thankful it didn't play All Nightmare Long - Metallica. That one sure cause more noise. Bloody hell.
'My big fat gut looks better than your doughy gelatinous body.' - Chris Jericho
Sunday, July 19, 2009 | 3:02 pm
I am traumatised from washing the toilet.
Saturday, July 18, 2009 | 9:58 pm
Has it been a busy week, or what? Especially for the AA students, boy, were they busy. Imagine, me and some other SAPM people walking to our SAPM lecture and on the way we saw lots of sad, sad people with the words 'PANIC!!!', 'DIEDIEDIEDIE', 'ZOMGWTFOMFG' and 'YCANTTHEBSTBPNLBAL' written on their foreheads. Hell, they even wrote it in MSN. So I was in the lecture hall, rather bemused by the sight, the lecture itself was full of Biz Stats/Fin stuff, so boring that my mind was imagining the very same people flipping through their piles of calculations and whacking their laptop in a bid to save their unbalancing figures. Lecture finally finished, I walked out, saw the very same people still sitting there with the same words written on their forehead. When a person like Xy has to spend 10 hours on AA project, it pretty much sums up how tough the project must be. Xy is not a very project-lovin' person, btw, for those who don't get it. XD
I wonder if those very same people are dreaming of numbers and figures i.e $262,322.62 in their heads right now, much like how Hui seems to be, before exams. ZOMG, the 62 cents where did it come from??? Just throw them into the suspense a/c lolololol. Nah, don't torture the poor AA people anymore. I wonder how they are going to study tax though, imagine having just finally done the project, now they have to stare at the CAs, 6 years? 8 years? 10 years? 3 years? 1 year? All we poor SAPM students can only see minesweeper like figures. Feel so depressed =/
Even Bay have not started studying, his MSN name usually should be 'Finished with FOT now, going to do BC tut 1 liao'. but nooooo, surprise, surprise, it's 'Have not start studying'. Seeing him not studying really makes me to not study as well. But, as if seeing his nick about finishing FOT tut 6-8 will make me study like that as well. Bah, might as well erase him from MSN. Even better.
Might as well go watch some videos in youtube. The Rock singing to Sacremento is good, singing 'la bamba' to Eddie is also good, talking with the Hurricane is also good. Yes, watch them and be relaxed. Only then could the information from the lecture notes flow into the mind.
'Ah I know you! The H on your shirt, green colour and the mask, you're the Hamburglar aren't you? Go fetch me a cheese burger! No tomato sauce!' - The Rock
Monday, July 13, 2009 | 8:17 pm
I'm sorry that I've revealed the murderer of Harper's Island. But walao, for a person who only watched the first episode, act like I spoilt the whole thing. Lame. At least Hen can catch up a bit in a website. The other person, on the other hand, can't cause she dunno how to use the website. Hahaha, sad, really, really feel so sorry for you. Not. Yeah, Hen you're the murderer, repent from your sins. Treat me ice mocha too. Then maybe I shall forgive you.
And Hen is obsessed with HP. Not the printer, he was cursing the printer this morning too, for some reason. I'm talking about one of the hottest movie that's coming out soon, HP and the 1/2 blood prince. He kept whispering,'Haaaaarrryyyy...'. I knew it, he's a pedophile. But, HP so boring, cause they have to squeeze the contents of the book into a movie and of course the fighting scenes would take up more time, cause that's always the best part to attract viewers. I liked the fights from HP:Order of the Phoenix. Ah...seeing both Baldy(Voldy) and Dumby shooting lighting bolts like the Siths do in Star Wars was awesome. Then, I kinda figured it out. Since the theory part of the story is boring, let's do a remix version of the movie, let's call it:HP and the *insert chapter here* Singapore Version' It would be so cool. Like, when Hen would keep on whispering Haaarrrry right, HP shall go,'OI! KNNCCB, try to kill me when I only a baby now want to disturb my sleep. DIAM LAH!' Or instead of fighting with wands, they would be hurling abuse and insults to each other. Even Neville can be useful too. Whenever the professors ask him a question, he can go,'Simi LJ?o.O'
And do you guys know Twitter? It's kind of a big hit now, in the US, I think. It's not a blog or what, it's like a small diary, and you can write down a short post about your feelings and such. Xy has one, it's always at the right side of her blog. But hers not interesting, I doubt some of you could even get it too, after the 'vouch' fiasco. You want to see a real Twitter, check out the on-going Twitter war going on between The Miz and Chris Jericho. I show you a short excerpt from their war.
Jericho:you're gay
Miz:u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
J:hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
M:if u looked this good u would do the same.
J:if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
~~~
M:i heard u did so well on celebrity duets that they want u for another reality show. good luck on the biggest loser.
J:thanks man. Just found out that it's running head to head with your new reality show, So You Think Youve Got Talent...
~~~
M:just got done with improv class its so much fun. just like whippin jerichos ass on twitter. im awesome
J:improv class...cool. What time is wrestling class?
~~~
M:i just saw a movie based on ur life. for some reason they called it bruno.
J:I just saw a movie that has nothing to do with your life. It's called The Wrestler.
M:ur right. A movie about a washed up has been wrestler tryin to regain the fame he once had sounds more like ur career.
~~~
Haha, that's all for now, you can always go to their own twitter site at:
http://twitter.com/IAmJericho
http://twitter.com/mikethemiz
Hasta la vista!
'Technically, I've no first name, just call me McLovin.' - Forgot-his-name guy in the movie 'Super Bad'
Monday, July 06, 2009 | 5:59 pm
Monday is a long day. And you know the day will be even longer when you find out that your CRA notes has 64 slides.
64 slides = 2 hours of boredom. Even Dick's New Paper was unable to save us from our boredom. www.aograi.wordpress.com might, but there was no internet connection zzz. So no choice, have to listen to all the boring chants. The girls were so bored also, they thought Yq was snoring when in actual fact he was having a blocked nose, hence the grunts. At least the lecturer tried to make the whole lesson fun. She asked 3 students to answer 3 questions and poor Sy was one of them. People told her 'A!' and when Lyn and Txl are those that also said 'A', you should say 'A'. I mean, those people are the ones with all the As. I see Nxl's portfolio, opened up, like there are only 2 alphabets in the world like that, As and Bs. I think after she graduate, she can add another alphabet into her portfolio - 'Z'. Mine is better, not only does my portfolio have 'As' and 'Bs', I also have 'Cs'. No 'Ds' and 'Fs' though...and I sure as hell am not going to work on adding more alphabets into it.
So moving on from the As, I was talking about the question and answer part right? Ah, so Sy want to be a rebel, recalcitrant as she is, she stood her ground and defiantly said 'NA!'. Wa, so high and mighty, you would have thought she would be rewarded with something. Turns out, the answer was 'A'. Good try.
A bit embarrasing to bring my portfolio tomorrow for submission too. It's like not much there, and the grades are not very fantastic also. People like Hen are complaining of insufficient space to place their certs and all that, me, I have so many left-over folders for them to use. It's not like I did a lot in my Secondary school days...my upper sec life is very relax, and that's the way I like it.
As you check my blog for updates, remember to go to www.aograi.wordpress.com for further updates as well. Bye! Those doing AA and CAC, go do your projects now. Those who are free now, eh...go to www.aograi.wordpress.com then.
'But as far as giving your money back, that...I can do. Yes, that I can do, but I'm not going to.' - Mr McMahon
Saturday, July 04, 2009 | 3:29 pm
Hello, ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls, I'm going to have to change my posting style here, due to some demands from my uncle. No, he doesn't read my blog, but he needs my help in this particular issue. So without further ado, allow me to introduce you the latest spam of the week: http://aograi.wordpress.com/
Yes, that is the latest blog, that my uncle and his brother and some of his friends have set up, it will feature some pictures and videos about Dawn of War. Be patient, the updates will be slow, it won't be as frequent as mine. You have to keep in mind that the creators of the blog are all men in their mid-late 40s and it takes 1 year for my uncle to finish a book that took me 5 days. So yeah, you get my point. Visit http://aograi.wordpress.com/ now. Even if you do not know what the hell is Dawn of War, nvm, just visit http://aograi.wordpress.com/ now! Push their blog hits up! My uncle likes to brag about it to me everyday...
To help introduce about their blog abit, let me just say that Dawn of War is an equivalent to Warcraft in the US, you don't see people playing DOW here but in the US, it's immensely popular. Visit http://aograi.wordpress.com/ for more information.
Anyways, back to the real world, CRA and SAPM projects have been submitted and everything is sunshine and roses now.(Yeah, wait till the results for the projects come out)For me, I have no projects submissions to rush, just the annoying class test. So I laugh at the CAC, AA students right now-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do your ACCPAC-like stuff which is around 200 marks and for the CAC students, god knows what the hell you guys are doing. Shiyu doesn't. But do not fear, for most of your research could be done in http://aograi.wordpress.com/, visit now for more information! Or, you could just type your desired information in the google search box. Much more efficient.
So after project submission, what do we do? Of course we went out to celebrate, you think we are going to stay with the CAC/AA students till 5 and cheer them up meh? We celebrated by eating lunch in Subway, to further rub salt into their wounds. Ok, I admit it's kinda anti-climatic, hell, it's not even a climax, eating at Subway for a celebration, what a load of baloney. One thing that is not a baloney though, and that is http://aograi.wordpress.com/, visit it now! But it's really frustrating at times when, mostly during the last day of the week too, everyone sat down on their chairs and talked about their food.
Mag:Wow, you guys can eat 1 foot ah?
Hen:Of course, for a guy is normal what.
Dick:Of course lah.
Seb:...
Mag:Then why you eat only 6-inch (referring to me)
Seb:...Cause I only have enough $ to buy 6-inch damn it.
You see!!?!? The injustice of all!?!? Everyone is there complaining about not enough food, I want more also cannot. Damn it!
And to compound my misery, I had to pick my mom up cause she was stranded in CS due to the rain. So I took the umbrellas, happily opened 1 up, went to the traffic light and waited for the green man. You would have thought with the umbrellas I would be shielded from the rain, but nooooo, some dumbass decided that it's fun to zoom past the traffic light and I got drenched cause it zoomed past a puddle. Then I stood there, froze for awhile, another car decided to do the same, and now I'm doubly wet. I then quickly moved to my left and this time this bloody car drove even faster and I got splashed again. I went to pick my mother up, end up my mom was so much more dry than me. I looked like a person who showered in the middle of the traffic junction. To think I was so happy with the rain initially too, now I curse it, the rain is gone, and I'm feeling hot. Damn you all. Trying to make me look like a retard is it?!?! Do you know you could comment about the weather in http://aograi.wordpress.com/? Go now!
All these lame advertising makes me a bigger retard I feel now. Damn it. So to conclude, go to the links section, find AOG, and click the link NOW! Address is http://aograi.wordpress.com/, remember to favourite it too. Spread the word. Spread the word about http://aograi.wordpress.com/ and not about me being a retard. Thanks.
'Intially I vowed to never appear on RAW again, but by virtue of my massive talent and my prodigious abilities, I find myself in front of you hypocrites again.' - Chris Jericho
'Visit http://aograi.wordpress.com/ now' - Aswin Rai