Monday, January 12, 2009 | 9:32 pm
What a year! And the common theme for year 2009 seems to be setting people on fire. I mean, just 2 days ago, I saw this yahoo news about this aussie woman, she set her husband's genitals on fire cause she thought that he had an outside affair and the balls belong to her only. She apparently poured some oil or something on her husband's genitals area when he's sleeping and then set him on fire. To quote from Allan:Relac ar. I don't have outside affair la. AHHHHH my balls are on fireeeeeeeee! And he is now dead. And now someone set our MP on fire. Woohooo. Next we will see people set on fire and running around the streets waving their hands like the terrorist in C&C: ALAH AH BAAHHHHH!
And wow. Yq went for his first clubbing session last wednesday. And he came back a happy man =). He said there was this wild girl and no, he did'nt take advantage of her lah! He's not Yw for god's sake. He said he accidentally 'touched' her because it's very squeezy and such things happen. But Maggie and me are not convinced. In the heat of the atmosphere, Yq is in an all time high, who knows what was 'right' at that moment? Lol, not implying anything Yq, I'm just sayin'.
Yw seriously took the wrong course. He should just go on and get a job.....as a fortune teller! That's right folks, Yw is an extremely skilled person with a sharp insight into the future. Around 3 days ago, he asked me when was the Manu vs Chelsea match. He asked me about my opinion on the result. I told him it will be a draw. He replied that a draw would be too boring. Guess what? Chelsea lost. 3-0
Draw? He was right, it was not a draw.
Boring? He was right, not boring. Great attacking football played by Manu and great theatrics by Drogba lol.
His 2nd prediction of the day was that he has this profound feeling of scoring a sublime goal. But I'm not the keeper. Guess what? He's right. He scored an own goal.
Sublime goal? Yeah, someone crossed and he whacked it hard into his own net. Great goal.
I'm not the keeper? Yeah, I'm at the opposing side but he scored against his own keeper =)
And story of the day comes from my CS2 tutor, Julian. He told us that once in his school, someone masterbate in the school library and squirted on someone else's face. Not sure whether the spermface was a male or female or a willing party or not. Can't imagine like someone wanking then goes up to someone whose face is buried beneath a book. Then he say oi and the guy looks up then squirt. Or he wanks behind this shelf and someone walks past and squirt. But he must aim quite high then lol.
'And don't think I'm going to forget, this backwards, wonderful city. God bless you all, God bless America, and most of all, God bless me.' - JBL